Frame 1
	stop();
	Set("/:FlashVersion", getVersion());
	if ((substring(/:FlashVersion, 5, 1)) ge "5") {
		if ((substring(/:FlashVersion, 1, 3)) eq "WIN") {
			Set("/:Platform", "Windows Operating system has been detected");
		} else if ((substring(/:FlashVersion, 1, 3)) eq "MAC") {
			Set("/:Platform", "You are running a Macintosh");
		} else {
			Set("/:Platform", "We were unable to determine your operating system.");
		}
		Set("/:PluginMessage", "You have the Flash5  Plugin");
		setProperty("_root.dlbutton", _visible , "0");
		play();
	} else {
		Set("/:PluginMessage", "You do not have the Flash 5 Plugin");
		setProperty("_root.dlbutton", _visible , "1");
	}
Frame 3
	stop();
Frame 11
	stopAllSounds();
	user_answer_field = "";
	tellTarget ("/scoremovie") {
		gotoAndStop (1);
	};
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 13
	stop();
	player_score = 0;
	tellTarget ("/tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline") {
		tell_correct_answer = /:animator_field;
	};
Frame 17
	stop();
	tellTarget ("/tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline") {
		tell_correct_answer = /:animator_field_2;
	};
	user_answer_field = "";
Frame 21
	stop();
	tellTarget ("/tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline") {
		tell_correct_answer = /:animator_field_3;
	};
	user_answer_field = "";
Frame 35
	if (player_score eq "3") {
		nextFrame();
	}
	if (player_score lt "3") {
		gotoAndStop (39);
	}
	user_answer_field = "type here";
Frame 36
	stop();
Frame 39
	stop();
	if (player_score eq "0") {
		tellTarget ("/howmanytext") {
			gotoAndStop ("zero");
		};
	}
	if (player_score eq "1") {
		tellTarget ("/howmanytext") {
			gotoAndStop ("1score");
		};
	}
	if ("1" lt player_score) {
		tellTarget ("/howmanytext") {
			gotoAndStop ("2score");
		};
	}
Frame 44
	stop();
Frame 176
	stopAllSounds();
Frame 177
	gotoAndPlay (181);
Frame 178
	stopAllSounds();
Frame 181
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 226
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 311
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 350
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 389
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 426
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 597
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 637
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 697
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 763
	if (Number(caption) == 1) {
		setProperty("caption null", _visible , "0");
		tellTarget ("/icon") {
			gotoAndStop (2);
		};
	}
Frame 1036
	stop();
	err_val = "error value code";
	valid = "";
Frame 1037
	email_submitted = email;
Frame 1038
	count = 0;
	Err = 0;
	invChars = new Array(" ", "#", "$", "%", "!", "^", "~", "'", "*", "(", ")", ",", "<", ">", "/", "\\", "+", ";", ":", "?", "[", "]", "{", "}", "|");
	i = 0;
	while (i < invChars.length) {
		if (email.indexOf(invChars[i]) >= 0) {
			Err = 1;
		}
		i++;
	}
	if (Err == 0) {
		i = 0;
		while (i < email.length) {
			if (email.charAt(i) == "@") {
				count = count + 1;
			}
			i++;
		}
		if (count != 1) {
			Err = 2;
		}
	}
	if (Err == 0) {
		splitEmail = email.split("@");
		emailName = splitEmail[0];
		emailDom = splitEmail[1];
		if (emailName.length < 1) {
			Err = 3;
		}
		if (emailDom.indexOf(".") < 0) {
			Err = 4;
		} else {
			splitDom = emailDom.split(".");
			if (splitDom[0].length < 2) {
				Err = 5;
			}
			if (splitDom[1].length < 2) {
				Err = 6;
			}
		}
	}
	ErrMess = ["Passed", "Contains invalid character", "problem with @ symbol", "email name error", "missing dot for domain", "invalid domain name", "invalid email extension"];
	valid = ErrMess[Err];
Symbol 10 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/triggerpages_mmcom/flash.html", "_blank");
}
Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 1
	ifFrameLoaded (42) {
		_root.Play();
	}
Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 2
	_root.loadQ.gotoAndPlay(1);
Symbol 23 Button
on (keyPress "A") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "a";
}
on (keyPress "B") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "b";
}
on (keyPress "C") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "c";
}
on (keyPress "D") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "d";
}
on (keyPress "E") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "e";
}
on (keyPress "F") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "f";
}
on (keyPress "G") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "g";
}
on (keyPress "H") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "h";
}
on (keyPress "I") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "i";
}
on (keyPress "J") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "j";
}
on (keyPress "K") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "k";
}
on (keyPress "L") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "l";
}
on (keyPress "M") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "m";
}
on (keyPress "N") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "n";
}
on (keyPress "O") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "o";
}
on (keyPress "P") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "p";
}
on (keyPress "Q") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "q";
}
on (keyPress "R") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "r";
}
on (keyPress "S") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "s";
}
on (keyPress "T") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "t";
}
on (keyPress "U") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "u";
}
on (keyPress "V") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "v";
}
on (keyPress "W") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "w";
}
on (keyPress "X") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "x";
}
on (keyPress "Y") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "y";
}
on (keyPress "Z") {
	user_answer_field = user_answer_field + "z";
}
Symbol 39 Button
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
	tellTarget ("/") {
		gotoAndPlay ("begintoon");
	};
}
Symbol 43 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 43 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 50 MovieClip Frame 1
	bytesLoaded = _level0.getBytesLoaded();
	KbytesLoaded = int(_level0.getBytesLoaded() / 1024) add "KB";
	bytesTotal = _level0.getBytesTotal();
	KbytesTotal = int(_level0.getBytesTotal() / 1024) add "KB";
	percentSetup = (bytesLoaded / bytesTotal) * 100;
	percentage = int(percentSetup) add "%";
	setProperty("_root.DropIn.ProgressBar", _xscale , percentSetup);
	if (bytesLoaded == bytesTotal) {
		tellTarget ("laodtext2") {
			nextFrame();
		};
	}
Symbol 50 MovieClip Frame 2
	if (bytesLoaded < bytesTotal) {
		_root.DropIn.gotoAndPlay(1);
	}
Symbol 53 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 57 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (2);
	Set("/:caption", "1");
	setProperty("/caption null", _visible , "0");
}
Symbol 60 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	Set("/:caption", "0");
	setProperty("/caption null", _visible , "1");
}
Symbol 63 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 68 Button
on (release) {
	tellTarget ("musicloop") {
		play();
	};
}
Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 3
	stop();
Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
Symbol 78 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 94 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	setProperty("_root.tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline", _visible , false);
Symbol 94 MovieClip Frame 2
	setProperty("_root.tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline", _visible , true);
Symbol 94 MovieClip Frame 33
	stop();
	setProperty("_root.tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline", _visible , false);
	tellTarget ("_root") {
		play();
		user_answer_field = "";
	};
Symbol 94 MovieClip Frame 34
	setProperty("_root.tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline", _visible , true);
Symbol 94 MovieClip Frame 65
	stop();
	setProperty("_root.tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline", _visible , false);
	tellTarget ("_root") {
		play();
		user_answer_field = "";
	};
Symbol 94 MovieClip Frame 66
	setProperty("_root.tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline", _visible , true);
Symbol 94 MovieClip Frame 95
	stop();
	setProperty("_root.tell_correct_answer_on_main_timeline", _visible , false);
	tellTarget ("_root") {
		play();
		user_answer_field = "";
	};
Symbol 102 Button
on (release) {
	if (user_answer_field == "") {
		x = 0;
	} else {
		x = 1;
	}
	if (x == 0) {
		tellTarget ("_root.noblankanswers") {
			play();
		};
	} else {
		temp_variable = user_answer_field;
		if (temp_variable eq animator_field) {
			temp_variable = "worked!";
			player_score = Number(player_score) + 1;
			tellTarget ("/scoremovie") {
				play();
			};
			tellTarget ("/correct_sound") {
				play();
				tellTarget ("_root.ripple") {
					play();
				};
			};
			play();
		}
		if (user_answer_field ne animator_field) {
			tellTarget ("/3 x") {
				play();
			};
		}
	}
}
Symbol 136 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 136 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
	stopAllSounds();
Symbol 139 Button
on (release) {
	if (user_answer_field == "") {
		x = 0;
	} else {
		x = 1;
	}
	if (x == 0) {
		tellTarget ("_root.noblankanswers") {
			play();
		};
	} else {
		call("convert lower");
		temp_variable = user_answer_field;
		if (temp_variable eq animator_field_2) {
			temp_variable = "worked!";
			player_score = Number(player_score) + 1;
			tellTarget ("/scoremovie") {
				play();
			};
			tellTarget ("/correct_sound") {
				play();
				tellTarget ("_root.ripple") {
					play();
				};
			};
			play();
		}
		if (user_answer_field ne animator_field_2) {
			tellTarget ("/3 x") {
				play();
			};
		}
	}
}
Symbol 143 Button
on (release) {
	if (user_answer_field == "") {
		x = 0;
	} else {
		x = 1;
	}
	if (x == 0) {
		tellTarget ("_root.noblankanswers") {
			play();
		};
	} else {
		call("convert lower");
		temp_variable = user_answer_field;
		if (temp_variable eq animator_field_3) {
			temp_variable = "worked!";
			player_score = Number(player_score) + 1;
			tellTarget ("/scoremovie") {
				play();
			};
			tellTarget ("/correct_sound") {
				play();
				tellTarget ("_root.ripple") {
					play();
				};
			};
			play();
		}
		if (user_answer_field ne animator_field_3) {
			tellTarget ("/3 x") {
				play();
			};
		}
	}
}
Symbol 153 Button
on (release) {
	tellTarget ("_root.fart cloud") {
		play();
	};
}
Symbol 162 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 176 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (11);
}
Symbol 181 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 181 MovieClip Frame 6
	stop();
Symbol 181 MovieClip Frame 12
	stop();
Symbol 345 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 353 Button
on (release) {
	call("validate");
	if (valid == "Passed") {
		getURL ("http://www.twistedhumor.com/cgi-bin/maillist_th_add_aff.cgi", "_blank", "POST");
		nextFrame();
	} else {
		tellTarget ("_root.error sound") {
			play();
		};
	}
}
Symbol 362 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://twistedhumor.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 368 Button
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
	gotoAndPlay (45);
}
Symbol 378 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (11);
	email = "enter e-mail here";
}
Symbol 380 Button
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
	gotoAndPlay (45);
	email = "enter e-mail here";
}