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TheHitchHiker.swf

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Flash #251796

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(c)  2000 TwistedHumor.com

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Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?

She knows she's given her last blow job.

Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?

She knows she's given her last blow job.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None.  It should be open by time she brings it.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and prostitute?

A half-ton pickup.

Done Loading!  Press "Play" to begin.

Play

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OPTIONAL

presents...

"The Hitch Hiker"

The only thing that needs edited here is your info in frame 35 ("cartoon name" and "artist name")

One afternoon on Highway 135
just North of Altoona.....

Place your text in between these two marks.

Note:  *Do not modify the "Caption Text blackout" layer.
*Do not modify the action in frame one on the
"actions" layer.

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Hey, wanna see a trick?

Sure.

Come here "Gums".

Screech!

You want some of this action?

Sure, just don't smack me so hard.

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The only thing that will be changed here is your unique URL's CARTOON NAME.
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CARTOON NAME.  Your unique URL would be:
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The Question mark must be present.

(c)  TwistedHumor.com 2000

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cartooned by: Dave Ensign

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ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

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