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THE BALL KNOWS ALL |
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Website |
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Game by Brett McLean, 2006 |
CLICK AND DRAG TO SHAKE BALL |
SHAKE ME HARDER, YOU WUSS |
I SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE |
LOOK, IF YOU'RE GONNA TOUCH ME, WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU USE THE CAN, BUDDY |
OUTLOOK UNCERTAIN, USE THUNDER- BIRD |
ALL SIGNS POINT TO NORTH |
WHOOOOOOAAA... |
GETTIN' DIZZY HERE |
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER YOU DO. IT STINKS. |
GO SHAKE YOUR HAMSTER FOR A WHILE. GIVE ME A REST. |
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE. |
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE YOUR BOOOOTAY! SHAKE YOUR BOOTAY! |
TRY AGAIN LATER. I'M A LITTLE HUNGOVER RIGHT NOW. |
NO. I'M NOT DEFECTIVE. |
YOUR BABY'S IN THE BLENDER. NOT TRYING FOR DAD OF THE YEAR, I SEE? |
THEY SKIPPED THE UGLY STICK AND HIT YOU WITH THE WHOLE TREE. |
THIS IS IT? MY LIFE'S PURPOSE IS TO ENTERTAIN YOU? KILL ME NOW! |
YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF GOD'S "BURN" PILE. |
YOU REMIND ME OF A WART I ONCE HAD REMOVED. |
THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE: NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL CAN MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD |
YOUR MOM IS SO DUMB... SHE HAD YOU |
PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN. MORON. |
MATH TIME! WEINER DOG + WARTHOG = YOU |
YOU HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE OF AN AOL USER. AND YES, THAT IS AN INSULT. |
IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. |
YOUR EXCITING PERSONALITY MAKES ME GO "MEH". |
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH CLOTHING IN THE WORLD TO COVER YOUR UNSIGHTLY AREAS. |
YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE YOU JUST FELL OFF SOME BAG LADY'S SHOPPING CART. |
HEY BUD, IT'S NOT NORMAL TO BE ABLE TO COMB YOUR LEG HAIR. |
YOUR STENCH MAKES MY LABELLING PEEL. |
THE WHEEL IN YOUR BRAIN IS SPINNING, BUT THE HAMSTER IS OBVIOUSLY DEAD. |
ARE YOU CONSTIPATED, OR DOES YOUR FACE ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THAT? |
IF YOU WAKE UP TONIGHT, AND I'M STANDING OVER YOU, JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. |
I USED TO BE A WORLD- RENOWNED HIGHLAND DANCER. NOW LOOK AT ME. WHERE DID I GO WRONG? |
YOUR MOM. |
KNOCK IT OFF. SERIOUSLY. |
YEAH. SURE. WHATEVER. |
HOW SHOULD I KNOW? I DIDN'T GO TO STANFORD. OH WAIT, NEITHER DID YOU! |
WERE YOU ABSENT THE DAY BRAINS WERE HANDED OUT? |
IS THAT YOUR FACE, OR DID YOUR NECK THROW UP? |
YOU BEEN EATING COOKIES? 'CAUSE YOUR FACE LOOKS CRUMMY. |
I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10: GIVE UP? IT'S YOUR IQ! |
I'M BAD WITH NAMES. CAN I JUST CALL YOU STUPID? |
ARE YOUR PARENTS SIBLINGS? |
YOUR FAMILY TREE DOESN'T BRANCH. |
ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS STUPID, OR ARE YOU MAKING A SPECIAL EFFORT TODAY? |
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDER- BERRIES! |
PERHAPS I HAVE OVERESTIMATED YOUR BRAIN CELL COUNT |
I'M NOT JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'M ON THE INTERNET. YOU REALLY ARE AN ASSHAT. |
REPLY HAZY. PLEASE TURN OFF ALL NEARBY ELECTROMAGNETIC DEVICES AND TRY AGAIN. |
OPEN CHEST CAVITY TO REVEAL ANSWER. |
AS I SEE IT, IT IS UN- IMPORTANT |
OH, SO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH PROBLEMS? LEAVE ME BE. |
CANNOT PREDICT NOW. REFUSE TO PREDICT LATER. |
MY SOURCES TELL ME: "PUT IT ALL ON THE CUBS". MY SOURCES SUCK. |
50% AFFIRMATIVE 25% NEGATIVE 25% AMBIGUOUS |
GOING FOR A NAKED STROLL NEVER HURT ANYONE. TRY IT! |
IF IT IS RELATED TO YOU, I WOULD NOT RELY ON IT. |
HIT THE ROAD JACK. SERIOUSLY, LEAVE. YOU BORE ME. |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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