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Magic Hate Ball.swf

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Flash #28565

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Text
THE BALL
KNOWS
ALL

CLICK
HERE TO
PLAY

Website

Email
Author

Game by Brett McLean, 2006

CLICK AND DRAG
TO SHAKE
BALL

SHAKE ME
HARDER,
YOU WUSS

I SLEPT WITH
YOUR WIFE

LOOK, IF YOU'RE GONNA
TOUCH ME, WASH YOUR
HANDS AFTER YOU
USE THE CAN,
BUDDY

OUTLOOK
UNCERTAIN,
USE
THUNDER-
BIRD

ALL SIGNS
POINT
TO
NORTH

WHOOOOOOAAA...

GETTIN'
DIZZY
HERE

DON'T HOLD YOUR
BREATH.
ACTUALLY, I'D
RATHER YOU DO.
IT STINKS.

GO SHAKE
YOUR HAMSTER
FOR A WHILE.
GIVE ME
A REST.

SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT,
SHAKE IT LIKE
A POLAROID
PICTURE.

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE,
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE,
SHAKE YOUR
BOOOOTAY!
SHAKE
YOUR
BOOTAY!

TRY AGAIN LATER.
I'M A LITTLE
HUNGOVER
RIGHT
NOW.

NO.
I'M
NOT
DEFECTIVE.

YOUR BABY'S IN THE
BLENDER.
NOT TRYING FOR
DAD OF THE
YEAR, I
SEE?

THEY SKIPPED THE
UGLY STICK
AND HIT YOU
WITH THE
WHOLE
TREE.

THIS IS IT?
MY LIFE'S
PURPOSE IS
TO ENTERTAIN
YOU?
KILL ME
NOW!

YOU'RE AT
THE BOTTOM
OF GOD'S
"BURN" PILE.

YOU REMIND
ME OF
A WART
I ONCE
HAD
REMOVED.

THE EXCEPTION TO THE
RULE: NO AMOUNT OF
ALCOHOL CAN
MAKE YOU
LOOK
GOOD

YOUR MOM IS
SO DUMB...
SHE
HAD
YOU

PLEASE HANG
UP AND TRY
YOUR CALL
AGAIN.
MORON.

MATH TIME!
WEINER DOG
+
WARTHOG
=
YOU

YOU HAVE THE
INTELLIGENCE
OF AN AOL USER.
AND YES,
THAT IS
AN
INSULT.

IF YOU
DON'T KNOW,
I'M NOT
GOING TO
TELL YOU.

YOUR EXCITING
PERSONALITY
MAKES ME GO
"MEH".

THERE ISN'T ENOUGH
CLOTHING IN THE
WORLD TO COVER
YOUR
UNSIGHTLY
AREAS.

YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE
YOU JUST FELL OFF
SOME
BAG LADY'S
SHOPPING
CART.

HEY BUD, IT'S NOT
NORMAL TO BE
ABLE TO COMB
YOUR LEG
HAIR.

YOUR STENCH
MAKES MY
LABELLING
PEEL.

THE WHEEL IN YOUR
BRAIN  IS SPINNING,
BUT THE
HAMSTER IS
OBVIOUSLY
DEAD.

ARE YOU
CONSTIPATED,
OR DOES YOUR
FACE ALWAYS
LOOK LIKE
THAT?

IF YOU WAKE UP TONIGHT,
AND I'M STANDING
OVER YOU, JUST GO
BACK TO SLEEP.
EVERYTHING
WILL BE
OKAY.

I USED TO BE A WORLD-
RENOWNED HIGHLAND
DANCER. NOW
LOOK AT ME.
WHERE
DID I GO
WRONG?

YOUR
MOM.

KNOCK IT OFF.
SERIOUSLY.

YEAH.
SURE.
WHATEVER.

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I DIDN'T GO TO
STANFORD.
OH WAIT,
NEITHER
DID
YOU!

WERE YOU
ABSENT THE DAY
BRAINS
WERE
HANDED
OUT?

IS THAT YOUR
FACE, OR
DID YOUR
NECK
THROW
UP?

YOU BEEN EATING
COOKIES? 'CAUSE
YOUR FACE
LOOKS
CRUMMY.

I'M THINKING OF A
NUMBER BETWEEN
1 AND 10:
GIVE UP?
IT'S
YOUR
IQ!

I'M BAD
WITH NAMES.
CAN I
JUST CALL
YOU
STUPID?

ARE YOUR
PARENTS
SIBLINGS?

YOUR
FAMILY TREE
DOESN'T
BRANCH.

ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS
STUPID, OR ARE
YOU MAKING A
SPECIAL
EFFORT
TODAY?

YOUR MOTHER WAS A
HAMSTER AND YOUR
FATHER
SMELT OF
ELDER-
BERRIES!

PERHAPS I HAVE
OVERESTIMATED
YOUR
BRAIN
CELL
COUNT

I'M NOT JUST SAYING THIS
BECAUSE I'M ON THE
INTERNET.
YOU  REALLY
ARE AN
ASSHAT.

REPLY HAZY. PLEASE TURN
OFF  ALL NEARBY
ELECTROMAGNETIC
DEVICES
AND
TRY
AGAIN.

OPEN
CHEST
CAVITY
TO REVEAL
ANSWER.

AS I SEE IT,
IT IS
UN-
IMPORTANT

OH, SO YOU THINK
YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE WITH
PROBLEMS?
LEAVE
ME BE.

CANNOT PREDICT
NOW.
REFUSE TO
PREDICT
LATER.

MY SOURCES TELL ME:
"PUT IT ALL ON THE
CUBS".
MY
SOURCES
SUCK.

50% AFFIRMATIVE
25% NEGATIVE
25%
AMBIGUOUS

GOING FOR A
NAKED STROLL
NEVER HURT
ANYONE.
TRY
IT!

IF IT IS RELATED
TO YOU, I
WOULD NOT
RELY
ON
IT.

HIT THE
ROAD JACK.
SERIOUSLY,
LEAVE.
YOU
BORE
ME.

ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

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Frame 2
if (_root.getBytesLoaded() != _root.getBytesTotal()) { gotoAndPlay (1); }
Frame 3
stop();
Frame 4
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stop();
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) { _root.gotoAndStop("Game", "game"); }
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 40
stop();
Symbol 28 Button
on (release) { getURL ("http://www.brettbits.com/", "_blank"); }
Symbol 34 Button
on (release) { getURL ("mailto:Brett McLean <brettbits@hotmail.com>?subject=Magic Hate Ball"); }
Symbol 38 Button
on (release) { getURL ("http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/", "_blank"); }
Symbol 108 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 110 MovieClip Frame 40
stop();
Symbol 112 Button
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Symbol 116 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
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gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 116 MovieClip Frame 3
gotoAndStop (1);

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