swfchan: ol dirty bastard 3000.swf (info)

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crazyirish

aphexnova

the following is
a crazyirish-aphexnova
production.

In 2065

There is no food

No Food

No Money

There is no money

There is no God

No God

b
u
t
t
h
e
r
e
i
s

One Hope

Ol'

dirty

bastard

3000

who dis is?

el presidente,
this is cuba. we have
your daughter and
THE doomsday
device.

don't jerk us off!
we know kung-fu,
gringo!

meanwhile...

odb3k
all up in
dis mofo...

...saywha?

man...i say
we smack
dem' hos.

and so it begins...

somewhere over cuba.
0500 hours.

ay!
no es bueno!

kill
maim
crush
destroy
smash
blood
fustigate
hosmack
eradicate
fustigate
barbituate
beatdown
bitchslap

target acquired

proceed with
operation bitchslap.

...what
da deal
is, yo?

now i's
be all up
in jail, dawg.

sheeeit.

Very Important Prisoner
Cell Block 1049

ahhh..odb.
we meet again
at last.

deez nuts
in your mouth,
castro.

you tryin'
to get crazy
wit' me,
ese?

to da'
doomsday
device,
ho!

burn in
hell,
vato!

no...WAIT!

sheeit!
he be
loose!

caramba!

boo-yah,
motherfucka'!

now whe'
dat ho be
at?

daaaaaamn!

oh odb...
my hero.

you is so
sexy.

oh no you
don't, bitch!

did castro' s stupid ass
really win in the end?

a world with out a hero?

a nation in turmoil?

hell naw,
bitch!

the end?

all the art and
storyboarding
crap was done
by joe martin.

and all the
money and
credit went
to producer
ben murphy.
(bastard.)

oh yeah. if you didn't like
violence, you probably shouldn't
have watched that.
thank you.

all music, people, places, petaphiles, buttknockers, hosmackers, and the like are completely coincidental. if they, for some reason
sound like something you may have remembered seeing or hearing from some movies, say...Star Wars...you're completely mistaken.
completely. i mean, NO shit. you are WRONG. because Star Wars and All it's musical and character qualities are a trademark of Lucasfilm Ltd.,
along with any other things we may have included that seem similar to other things currently out there. we're not thieves. we're artists, dammit.
and we're only using it for the powers of good. like exposure. and credibility. and being able to do something better than most of the crap in
the Newgrounds Portal, anyway. (this means you, FAT ALBERT---CHICKEN guy.) to put a long story short. don't sue us. we're only out to make you
bastards laugh. and i'm not SAYING i wrote the damned imperial march...i merely used it for entertainment purposes. that's all.. you know
entertainment? hahaha and all that crap? thought you might. but everybody has exclusive rights to what is theirs. including us
for making this flash animation and Tom Fulp for (hopefully) putting it up here. that's right. so tell your lawyer to put that pen
back up his ass and drive his 40,000 luxury car back to the city where his likes will be appreciated. thank you for calling. do not dial a 1 before
this number. tresspassers will be shot. don't try the brown acid. elvis has left the building. my butt itches. (that wasn't a real warning. just kind of sharing for you.)

for more information on ol' dirty bastard, consult your local library.

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