swfchan: Worst Case Scenarios.swf (info)

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Picture it: There you are at a local diner, pounding down your eggs and
pancakes, feeling the fine solid weight of a good American breakfast fill your
arteries; then, in the booth adjacent, you take notice of a high level member
of the Yakuza swigging coffee and laughing maniacally. What is your reaction
to this? Is it to approach the Yakuza member, before even thinking about what
you are doing, and slapping him full in the face? Of course! This scenario is
played out a thousand times every day across this great land of ours, and in
almost every single instance, the reactionary slapper is later that evening
horribly and irrevocably killed by a pack of ninja waiting in his home.
This set of tips was created to help the average joe out of just such a
situation. Why should you have to pay the price of death for slapping a
stranger across the face? With the information contained within this guide,
you don't have to! You can continue to slap people with great abandon, with
absolutely no fear of repurcussions. Such is what we offer to you.
Don't come slapping us, though. We'll blow your freakin' head off.

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SUPREMELY WORST-CASE
SCENARIOS NUMERO UNO:

HIGHLY

SKILLED

ASSASSINS

VERY DANGEROUS

SIX POINTS YOU SHOULD
KEEP IN MIND!

REMAIN CALM

DO NOT
FREEZE
UP

PRESENT AN
AIR OF
CONFIDENCE

SLO-MO

DO NOT
FRIGHTEN
INMATES

THANKS!

AGAIN!

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