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JEW FUN 2000

featuring

Junkyard

TROMAVILLE'S

JEW

FUN

2000

JEW

FUN

2000

click me
doggy-style
to start

For thousands of years, Jews
have been persecuted, chased,
and scapegoated by guyam.
They've had little time to have
fun. Around Hannukah the Jews
like to relax and get busy with a
certain wacky game.
That's right, it's Dreidel! And
now Tromaville lets Jews,
Gentiles, and even Pharisees
join together in online Hannukah
fun!
Even in this age of technological
wonders you'll still need friends
and something to bet with to
play.
Just hit the button and move to
the next player. You'll figure it
out.
Oh, and Junkyard is here
because we made the dreidel
out of his baked poopie, and he
likes spinning things a lot.

YOU GET HALF

You and Junkyard got the
'hay', so take half of the pot
all for yourself.

I'm really bored so
let's play more!

I've had enough of
this crap!

DO NOTHING, JERK.

I may not be Jewish, but I know
that if you roll this, you don't do
anything.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

You got the 'gimel' and
win it all!

WAY TO GO, ASSHOLE

You got the 'shin' - put two of
whatever you're betting with into
the pot.

Note: Hookers often
have venereal diseases.

Happy Hannukah, Christmas,
Kwanza, or whatever the hell
winter holiday you find amusing
from Tromaville.

Welcome to

TROMAVILLE

"Toxic Waste Capital of the World"

ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

Frame 122
	stop();
Frame 123
	number = random(4) + 1;
	tellTarget ("junkyard") {
		play();
	};
Frame 198
	tellTarget ("results") {
		if (_root.number == 1) {
			gotoAndStop ("Half");
		} else if (_root.number == 2) {
			gotoAndStop ("Win");
		} else if (_root.number == 3) {
			gotoAndStop ("Lose");
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("Nothing");
		}
	};
	tellTarget ("junkyard") {
		stop();
	};
Frame 226
	if (_root.number == 1) {
		gotoAndStop (227);
	} else if (_root.number == 2) {
		gotoAndStop (229);
	} else if (_root.number == 3) {
		gotoAndStop (230);
	} else {
		gotoAndStop (228);
	}
	stop();
Frame 227
	stop();
	trace("showing half");
Frame 228
	stop();
	trace("showing nothing");
Frame 229
	stop();
	trace("showing all");
Frame 230
	stop();
	trace("showing lose");
Frame 238
	stop();
Symbol 24 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (123);
}
Symbol 29 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (123);
}
Symbol 42 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 44 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 46 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
	trace("showing half");
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 3
	stop();
	trace("showing nothing");
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
	trace("showing all");
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
	trace("showing lose");
Symbol 56 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (123);
}
Symbol 58 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (238);
}
Symbol 76 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.tromaville.com");
}

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Instance Names

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Labels

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"Lose"	Frame 230
"End"	Frame 238
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