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So the Grim Reaper walks into a bar with a parrot on his
shoulder, and one of the barflies asks, "Where'd you get THAT
thing?", and the parrot replies, "He's the Angel of Death, dumbass!
Bkaw!" and the barfly drops over dead. The Grim Reaper then
saddles up to the bar and asks the guy next to him what he's
drinking. "Tequila," the guy replies, and The Reaper says, "That
shit's gonna be the death of you!" and the guy drops over dead. So
The Reaper orders a beer and leaves the bartender a quarter tip, to
which the bartender responds, "A quarter? You're killing me here!"
and then, of course, the bartender goes belly-up. So by this time the
rest of the bar patrons are wising up and keeping their distance
from The Reaper. About fifteen minutes go by until The Reaper
finally says:
"Who the fuck do I have to kill to get laid around here?"

START

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The Reaping of
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JEW IS
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I'M
WITH
JEW

I'm a Hindu
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In my Last
Life I drove
A Porshe

NEXT EPISODE:

DEATH TELLS ALL ABOUT
ELVIS, MORRISON, AND COBAIN

LOSERVILLE

AGAIN?

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