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A Newgrounds Moron #3.swf

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Name

Name:  Dig_Those_Toons

Age

Age: 34-39

Build

Build: Pale, skullet man

Location

Location: Sleazy porn shop

Social Status

Social Status: Sperm Bank Regular

Flash Submissions

Flash Submissions: Watch Me Jerk It!

Joined NG

Joined NG: To submit his flash movie (mentioned above)

Description

Description: Obviously an anti-social, this pale wonder has a wild side.  He is
addicted to toon porn, especially Hentai.  He owns all 3 Managas for SNES, an
Asian blow up doll,  and his very own collection of Hentai on VHS.  He has been
spotted throwing aside a Playboy magazine to get to the "goods".  He thinks that
Hentai is better than real porn because...well, no one really knows.  Little known
fact about him, he once turned down an attractive Asian woman, then continued
to walk into an adult video store to rent Hentai Wild Boner Finkle.  It was ok...

Name: Cant_Hardly_Breathe

Age: 9-55

Build: Does anyone with asthma have a build?

Location: Slowly walking to the store to get a puffer

Social Status: Last one picked in all sports

Flash Submissions: It ain't easy breathin'

Joined NG: Had an attack while typing newgroundsing

Description:  Constantly hospitalized, it's a wonder these people are still alive.
Skilled in the art of nothing, they suck!  One of their favourite songs is Breathe by
The Prodigy.  These near-sighted loads of lank struggle to do the most basics
tasks, such as lifting pens, and cleaning themselves.  It's really too bad these
people can never go into space, wait....no it's not.  They require puffers every hour
and constantly complain they're "dying"...don't here me crying.  Then again, I don't
have asthma.  These people have a tendancy to live short, quick lives, much like
their breathing.

Name: Waazzzuuupppp6969

Age: 11-15

Build: Fat layers as high as his neck

Location: 15 feet behind the cool kids

Social Status: Crowd follower

Flash Submissions: Waaazzzzuuuppp?!?!!!!11

Joined NG: When he saw it on Fox News

Description: This pug-fugly bastard is normally the one following you and your
friends, trying to be part of the group.  There are several problems with him
however.  First of all, his legs are too weak to keep up with the crowd, but let's try
and ignore the physical, I mean, look at the kid.  Even if he was able to keep up
with the crowd, he would be 5 years behind them.  He is stuck on saying things
life "waazzuup", and "strangulated testicle".  If that's not bad enough, his idea of
a good time involves 15 pogs, a hotdog bun, and a whole lotta lube.  That's right,
he likes to grease/shine his pogs with lube, using a hotdog bun as a sponge!

Name: Another_Clock

Age: Unknown

Build: Sagging

Location: Jail, dropping the soap on purpose

Social Status: Constant annoyance

Flash Submissions: This Town Ain't Big Enough

Joined NG: Just to piss people off

Description: Clock Crew anyone?  I've gotta hand it to them, they stick together
like a Greek father and son, but they're not quite family.  They constantly submit
movies with little, or no effort put into them.  They are mostly made up of two
clocks and their goons, fighting over a town, saying "this town ain't big enough for
the two of us".  Exciting, eh?  All clock voices are made in a robotic, off-pitch voice
because they do not want to reveal anything about themselves.  If they happened
to give out any personal information about themselves, I can assure you, about
50k angry NG users would be rushing their houses with pitchforks.

Name: Tricky_Clown

Age: 17

Build: Strongest jaw on earth

Location: Dentist

Social Status: Sniper's target

Flash Submissions: Tricky Clown

Joined NG: To spread the virus known as Tricky

Description: Want someone to kill?  Well, you're looking at the creator of Tricky
Clown movies.  It started as a small joke after he went to the circus, but it has
slowly built itself into an empire. His originality has made him the target of many
mail bombs, bitch slaps, and cunt kicks.  It doesn't matter to him though, as long
as he has his crooked teeth, slanted glasses, abnormal ears, and Tricky Clown
movies, he's O-K! O-K...if he submits any more Tricky Clown movies, looks like
he's going to get K-Oed.  This bag o' douche now feels powerful because he can
draw a clown with a penis...you know, a clown has a penis too, ass!

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