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Kill Old Man from Zelda!!.swf

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Flash #34304

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PRELOADING THE GAME YOU'VE
ALWAYS WANTED THEM TO MAKE.

PRELOADING 159k

GAME LOADED

CLICK HERE TO PLAY!

CLICK HERE TO PLAY!

I-MOCKERY.COM PRESENTS...
KILL THE OLD MAN FROM

WHY KILL THE OLD MAN?

PLAY THE GAME!

WHY KILL THE OLD MAN FROM ZELDA?

IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE THAT WANTING TO KILL THE
OLD MAN FROM "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA" COULD COME
OFF AS MEAN (OR PSYCHOTIC), BUT I REALLY THINK
THAT IT IS JUSTIFIED. FIRST OFF, IF HE REALLY
WANTED TO HELP YOU OUT, HE COULD JUST GIVE YOU
ALL THE GOOD WEAPONS AND STUFF AT THE BEGINNING
OF THE GAME. INSTEAD HE MAKES YOU WORK FOR IT.
WHAT'S WORSE, IF YOU TRY TO KILL HIM IN THE GAME,
IT DOESN'T LET YOU. BUT IT LETS HIM SHOOT AT YOU
IF YOU TRY TO KILL HIM. COMPLETELY UNFAIR...
UNTIL NOW.
I'M GIVING YOU THE CHANCE TO GET THE REVENGE THAT
YOU DESERVE. YOU WILL GET TO KILL THE OLD MAN IN
A VARIETY OF HUMILIATING WAYS! IF YOU FEEL BAD
ABOUT KILLING HIM... DON'T. HE'LL BE MOCKING YOU
THE ENTIRE TIME. THE TIME FOR JUSTICE IS NOW!

SWORD

SWORD

BOOMERANG

BOOMERANG

FOOD

FOOD

BOMB

BOMB

CANDLE

CANDLE

RAFT

RAFT

OLD WOMAN

OLD WOMAN

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

I'M JUST HERE TO
PISS YOU OFF.

WANT TO ROAST SOME
MARSHMALLOWS?

YOUR MOMMA!

KISS MY ASS. I'M
NOT GIVING YOU SHIT.

GUESS I'LL HAVE TO
KILL GANNON, SINCE
YOU OBVIOUSLY SUCK.

SORRY.
I HAVE GAS.

YOU YOUNG PEOPLE
SHOULD RESPECT
YOUR ELDERS.

I'VE SEEN GNATS
WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE.

YOUR PARENTS DON'T LOVE YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU GO
ON EBAY AND BID
ON SOME TALENT.

PSSST
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
I WASN'T PLAYING
STUPID GAMES ON COMPUTERS.
GET A LIFE.

LINK IS A
DUMB LITTLE ELF.

WISE MAN SAY:
"KILL YOURSELF"

SAY, HERE'S AN IDEA:
GET A JOB!

ARE YOU REALLY
THIS BORED?

WHY HAVEN'T YOU
KILLED ME YET?

IF I ONLY HAD A GUN.

GET LOST!

IT'S OFFICIAL.
YOU'RE A LOSER.
AT THIS POINT, I'M
GOING TO START ALL OVER
AGAIN. SO KILL ME UNLESS
YOU WANT TO WATCH ME SAY
THE SAME SHIT AGAIN.

PLAY AGAIN?

PLAY AGAIN?

QUIT

QUIT

OW

?

!

THIS IS GONNA HURT.

PLEASE NO!
NOT HOT WAX!

MMPH! MMPH!

IT'S TIME FOR US
TO MAKE SWEET LOVE!

OK. NOW THIS IS
JUST TOO CRUEL!

GIMME SOME
SUGAR BABY!

AHHH! HELP!

WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED
GETTING YOUR REVENGE.
REST ASSURED, THE OLD MAN
IS IN COMPLETE AGONY!
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU!
COME BACK AGAIN ANYTIME
TO TORTURE THE HELL OUT
OF THIS OLD BASTARD!
IN THE MEANTIME, CHECK OUT
ALL THE OTHER CRAZY CRAP
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Created: 16/5 -2019 22:30:08 Last modified: 16/5 -2019 22:30:08 Server time: 25/04 -2024 12:17:35