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| STORY LOOP FURRY PORN GAMES • C • SERVICES [?] [R] RND POPULAR | Archived flashes: 228155 |
| /disc/ · /res/ — /show/ · /fap/ · /gg/ · /swf/ | P0001 · P2561 · P5122 |
 | This is the info page for Flash #34843 |
| Hello again Newgroundites! |
| It is I; your pal Jujube Lock |
| Welcome to "How not to get your flash Blammed." |
| When you get your 30 day sample of flash |
| Sometimes you eager beavers like to jump the gun. |
| But flash is all about attention to detail |
| A few minor corrections can mean the difference |
| Between Blamnation |
| And portal reputation |
| So without further ado |
| I present to you |
| "How not to get your flash Blammed!" |
| Lets get down to the basics. |
| People on NG will blam your work |
| Simply because it has a poor title. |
| A title generally describes content. |
| So if you have a title like "pointless..." |
| People will blam your flash, thinking it is pointless. |
| Also note all the other poor titles circled below |
| When choosing a title make sure to stay away |
| from the generic; be original and witty |
| Speaking of original, check out what you see a lot of |
| Thats right ladies and gents |
| Stick |
| You see a stick flash usually has subpar graphics; its a stick. |
| And the storyline usually consists of a stick fight or skateboarding. |
| This type of plot is beaten to death and with subpar graphics and an unoriginal plot, your outlook is generally not good |
| This is no offense to those type of artists, but unless you're real good; its Blammed. |
| Especially if you have an 8 in the title. |
| Ultimate Sk8 flash |
| Another important aspect for first impression is the commentary. |
| Newgroundites are usually unsympathetic and will kill you if it would give them a Blam Point! |
| Here is an example of what not to say: |
| Rawr! |
| Oh Shit |
| Telling people your a first time submitter is like wearing a "Please Eat me" sign in a cage filled with Bengal Tigers! |
| New author23435: I worked 3 minutes Please don't Blam! |
| Also saying that you think your entry might be blammed or asking "Please don't Blam this" |
| Is like going near a bonfire when you are doused in gasoline! |
| How do I make commentary? |
| Lastly, don't cop out completely and leave no commentary |
| If you're too lazy to write a 15 second comment then you are probably too lazy to make a decent flash. |
| Newgrounds isn't the only flash site in existence. |
| So writing a decent commentary will at least create the illusion of some professionalism. |
| Another good item is a background or background effects. |
| As you can see around me, it doesn't even have to be that complex, just not a white screen. |
| When you begin animating you should probably use motion tweening instead of FBF. |
| Frame by frame is generally done by the experienced flash animators. |
| When done by inexperienced it generally looks choppy and confusing. |
| That was a bit exaggerated but do you get the picture? |
| Lastly in regards to content, throwing in a random picture of boobies is usually effective. |
| hahahaha! Just kidding |
| But what does work is humor. |
| people will vote five on a subpar flash, simply because it is funny |
| Lol Monkey butt |
| So know your audience and deliver! |
| Lol @ monkey butt |
| Mature Audiences Only |
| XXX |
| And no, porn slideshows won't make it through. |
| Newgroundites might be horny but they at least know how to find their own pr0n off the Internet. |
| When you finally have your flash done |
| You should take the time to do some editing |
| Li-e McLiar says: This flash took me 3 years to make |
| After all, you spent countless hours on your flash what is a couple minutes of editing? |
| So go through your flash and make sure you have no spelling errors (*visit dictionary.com) |
| Omg Liek hwo do eye spall? |
| Watch your flash a few times to make sure everything is at the right specs. |
| Make sure your audio is streamed and in sync with everything else. |
| If after all this, your flash is still blammed |
| Go to NG BBS, find some high level users, with common interests, and befriend them. |
| This is a topic about the symbolism of Evagelion, but yes I am protected. |
| Do you have stairs in your house? |
| This concludes "How not to get your flash Blammed!" |
| Just remember these helpful hints when you are fighting the space monkey mafia |
| Or submitting flash to Newgrounds |
| With some exploration of Macromedia Flash |
| You'll be submitting front page flash in no time. |
| Goodnight Newgroundites! |
| A Jujube Lock Presentation |
| Special thanks to: Lollerskates for Music Editing SA for "Stupid Newbie" pic and phrase and all those who submit Blammed flash |
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