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ME. FUCK YOU!

Hello, allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Cosmo Kramer. I live across the
hall from a man named Jerry Seinfeld.

Anyways, life as the K-man Cosmo is getting a
little lonely, and I feel I should look for

someone to spend the rest of my life with, or
at least have hot sex with.

I suppose I will start my journy by searching
Afghanidzstaen for true love.

Damn, that was a fun flight! I got to see the
Family Matters movie!! Pure bliss.

Anyways, Aefganehnistan is so perfect. The
warm air, the tall trees, and of course,

the women. Ah, I suppose I will go to the local
volcano to search for hot anime women.

Now, this; this is a nice place. Oh look, over
there, it's a hot anime woman!

Kramer
"Hey there! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!"

Ginko
"Hey there sweety, I'm Ginko."

What should I say?

You need a face lift you ugly bitch.
I couldn't help but notice that you are a
very beautiful woman. Everything about you
makes my burning heart ache. I need you.

Ginko
"Aww, you're so sweet!"

Kramer
"Yeah, I know."

Ginko
"I've got an idea! Let's watch porno!"

Kramer
"That's a damn fine idea."

Kramer
"Wow, that was great, but I don't like you

enough to actually want to spend my life with
you. Shoo, shoo!"

Ginko
"K."

Ginko
"You asshole!"

Ginko
"You won't get any sex from me!"

Hmm, I wonder where I should go next on my
epic quest for hentai...

Oh, I've got a great idea! I'll let you decide!

So how about it? Will you decide for me?

Sure, why not..
Hell no, asshole.

That's awesome! Thanks a lot! So where to?

Let's go to the beach.
Let's go to the dark cave.

Okay then! The beach it is!

Okay then! The cave it is!

Wow, you're an asshole. I don't want to hang
out with you anymore.

And Kramer never talked to you again.. :(

Ah, so this is the beach. I love the warm air on
my hair and the soft sand on my feet.

Oh, look at that over there!
I see an anime girl!

Itsuko
"It's good to see a fresh face! I'm Itsuko,

who are you?"

Kramer
"I'm Kramer."

Itsuko
"Well, welcome, Kramer."

Kramer
"Listen, uhh, I wanted to ask you..."

Do you want to go out?
Why are you so fucking ugly?

Itsuko
"Aww, you're such a sweet individual!

Of course I'll go out with you! That is, if you
can answer my three trivia questions."

Kramer
"Bring it on, I'm the trivia master."

Itsuko
"Okay, first question!"

"What's the hitman's codename in the Hitman
series of games?"

47
Baldy

Itsuko
"Good job, but this is where it gets hard!"

"What color is your hair, Kramer?"

Brown, like Cuban cigars.
Brown, like Columbian coffee.

Itsuko
"Impressive. One question left."

"What's black, white, and read/red all over?"

A zebra that fell down the stairs.
A newspaper.

Itsuko
"Great job Kramer! You passed the quiz!"

Kramer
"Like I said, I'm the master."

Itsuko
"I've got a great idea! Let's watch porno!"

Kramer
"Good plan!"

Kramer
"Sorry.. Its-... whatever your name is.

I'm a busy man. I've got places to go, people to
see. I'm gonna jet out of here."

Itsuko
"Tsch! Fine, screw you!!"

Kramer
"Hmm. Where should I go next..."

The Cave.
Baltimore.

Itsuko
"Sorry, but you're wrong..."

What an excellent cave!

On a scale from one to ten, I'd give it an
eleven.

Oh look at that! An anime woman! Wait a
minute.. that's not a-!

Great Teacher Onizuka
"Hey there! I'm Eikichi Onizuka, 22 years-"

Kramer
"Yeah whatever. I gotta go."

Great Teacher Onizuka
"I know what you mean, I don't like guys

either, but here, take this pornography."

Kramer
"Gee, thanks!"

Kramer
"Anyways, I feel like going to Baltimore."

Kramer
"Anyways, where to next?"

The Beach.
Baltimore.

Kramer
"Hmm. I'm gonna go to Baltimore."

I had such a complete adventure thanks to you.
I think rather than doing things here in

Baltimore, I'm going to just go back home.
Thank you so very very much.

The End.

GAME OVER!!!

(Haha, you suck at life!)

GAME OVER!!!

(Haha, you suck at life!)

Try Again.

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