swfchan: Zapp Brannigan Soundboard.swf (info)

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Lets make the most of our
time together shall we?

Smith. Zapp Smith.
Brannigan.

A valid question

You're obviously
confused and aroused.

You disgust me. Go on.

Yes definitely.

Yeah its great ordering people
around and stuff, but through it all
you're completely alone.

What?

Well Well Well.

What's you're name?

I like your stlye. I find
it very......Erotic.

Uh-huh.Uh-huh. Thats whatever
you were talking about for you.

Thats using the old noodle.

Well well well

Thats an order soldier!

Stop testing our love!

I'm just so lonely! *cries*

Roger that!

Uh, right,right.

Oh yes.

Oh god no! *cries*

No!

What's the most
humiliating job there is?

Mmm.

Let me ask you a serious
question.

Just a broken down hobo
who's hit rock bottom

I've got some musing to do

It's shameful I agree.

It makes you think.

I see.

I rest my case.

I get so lonely...

I'm afraid I can't allow that

Hello! Mmmmm hmm hmm

Has my fame proceeded me
or was I too quick for it?

Go on....

Go ahead, I won't stop you.

In the game of chess you can never
let your adversary see your pieces.

I didn't know where else to
turn.

Commanding officer.

As a bubbling crockpot of
male hormones i sure do.

And on that occasion did you
have sex with someone?

And his name is?....

Zapp Brannigan.

You're a mans man. You're a
mans mans man.

Yes.

Wrong

Which one?

They told me you
guys look like dorks!

Then I have risked all
and lost.

I am the man with no name. Zapp
Brannigan at your service.

Sooo Beutiful, yet so neutral.

Sooo Beutiful. yet so neutral.

Of course.

Mmm..I'd like some of that!

Mmm hmm. Certainly.

Uhh..Good good.

Don't ask me!

Chris Pickering 2004

STOP

The flaming star of
brannigans rough rangers

Sorry Mister President,
I didn't realise.

Mmmm... thats got a nice
feel to it.

In the olden days i proudly fought
alongside female troops.
Shouder to ahh.. shoulder

But i thought we would
be... good friends.

Mmmmm...I'll just have
everything on the menu

And don't spare the dirty
words where appropriate.

Can't you ask a little
more... Sexfully?

Yes...a little tighter.....

Oh god you're killing me....
OH GOD YOU'RE ....

C.O.L.A cola!

I propose we go out on ten
dates....

Oh, I'm sorry, you're crying,
like a woman.

Killbots? A trifle. It was
simply a matter of .....

I'm facing a formidable
female adversary kif.....

Rock crushes scissors, but
paper covers rock.....

Captains journal... stardate
uh...... April 13.........

Can't you ask a little
more....sexfully? .....

Fly the white flag of war.

You know kif.....once my
woman returns....

I have made it with a woman.
Inform the men.

Let me ask you a serious
question leela.....

A sexy mistake.

Don't blame yourself kif...

Come back when it's a
catastrophy.

But as a Gentleman, I must
warn you, if you so much....

Please point out the person
in this courtroom that you....

What makes a man turn
neutral? The lust for gold.....

THE EPIC QUOTE

She's a beutiful ship allright...

Kif, I', feeling the captains
itch.

Prepare to change course....

You're the only woman
who ever loved me!

I mean physically!

Oh god I'm pathetic, sorry,
just go.

I won't have much time to hang
out with the boys anymore.

They stand for everything
we dont stand for.

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