Frame 1
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Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
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}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
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}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
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}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation - 56;
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 40 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	_root.stop();
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) == 1) {
		gotoAndStop (10);
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}
Frame 108
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "Oh look I'm on the Newgrounds portal.";
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Instance of Symbol 100 MovieClip in Frame 108
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.sub != 0) {
		this._visible = 1;
	} else {
		this._visible = 0;
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Frame 257
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 276
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "The thirty thousandth movie is coming soon.";
	}
Frame 448
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 451
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "It must be mine!";
	}
Frame 528
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 542
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "RUN!";
	}
Frame 580
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 588
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "I hav'nt made flash for fifty years.";
	}
Frame 734
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 740
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "But now is the time that I will make the most supreme...";
	}
Frame 905
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "...flash that anybody has seen.";
	}
Frame 1013
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1024
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "I shall call it...";
	}
Frame 1113
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "30000ther";
	}
Frame 1255
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1277
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "He makes the flash, all the time.";
	}
Frame 1350
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1367
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "He makes the flash, all the time.";
	}
Frame 1449
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1468
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "Making all the flashes";
	}
Frame 1543
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1547
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "Making all the flashes";
	}
Frame 1626
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1635
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "He makes the flash, all the time.";
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Frame 1716
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1728
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "He makes the flash, all the time.";
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Frame 1809
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1817
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "Aha my movie is completed.";
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Frame 1931
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1939
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "I shall submit it to Newgrounds where it...";
	}
Frame 2057
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "...will proceed to recieve a daily award";
	}
Frame 2198
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "...and be featured on the front page.";
	}
Frame 2383
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 2394
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "The feeble users of Newgrounds.com will bow before...";
	}
Frame 2600
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "...my superior British accent and wittily percieved...";
	}
Frame 2848
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "...spacing of words.";
	}
Frame 2925
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 2943
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "My rise to fame begins here.";
	}
Frame 3020
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "O-oh shit, somebody else got 300000.";
	}
Frame 3154
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 3204
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "Oh well.";
	}
Frame 3232
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 3288
	if (!(_root.sub === 1)) {
	} else {
		_root.subtitle = "I'll go jack off now.";
	}
Frame 3366
	_root.subtitle = "";
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 25;
}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 30;
}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 35;
}
Instance of Symbol 3 MovieClip in Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = this._rotation + 40;
}
Instance of Symbol 9 MovieClip "part1" in Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) >= 0.5) {
		this._rotation = 180;
	} else {
		this._rotation = 0;
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}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) >= 0.5) {
		this._rotation = (this._rotation + (((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) * 360) - 180)) / 2;
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		this._rotation = (this._rotation + 0) / 2;
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}
Instance of Symbol 9 MovieClip "part2" in Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) >= 0.5) {
		this._rotation = 0;
	} else {
		this._rotation = -180;
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}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) <= 0.5) {
		this._rotation = (this._rotation + (((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) * 360) - 180)) / 2;
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		this._rotation = (this._rotation + 0) / 2;
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}
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 24 Button
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	this.statusg._visible = 0;
}
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	this.statusg._visible = 1;
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		_root.sub = 0;
		_root.user.data.mrsimonsub = _root.sub;
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		_root.sub = _root.sub + 1;
		_root.user.data.mrsimonsub = _root.sub;
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	_root.user.flush();
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Instance of Symbol 32 MovieClip "statusg" in Symbol 33 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.user.data.mrsimonsub == undefined) {
		_root.sub = 0;
	} else {
		_root.sub = _root.user.data.mrsimonsub;
	}
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onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if ((_root.sub + 1) >= this._totalframes) {
		gotoAndStop(this._totalframes);
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		gotoAndStop(_root.sub + 1);
	}
}
Symbol 38 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 39 MovieClip Frame 23
	stop();
Symbol 40 MovieClip Frame 9
	stop();
Symbol 40 MovieClip Frame 10
	stop();
Symbol 212 MovieClip Frame 94
	stop();