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Kramer 4.swf

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For Mature Audiences Only
Contains strong, pervasive profanity and nudity

So don't play with mom and dad in the room.

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Kruster
"Hey there."

Kruster
"I'm Kruster, Kramer's crap-eating cousin."

Kruster
"Let's find some hentai, eh?"

Kiki
"Hi, I'm Kiki."

Kiki
"Welcome to my magical anime island. All of your greatest joys are going
to be a reality in a few moments I'm sure you will be an enjoy."

Kruster
"Knock, knock."

Kiki
"Who's there?"

Kruster
"God."

Kiki
"God who?"

Kruster
"God doesn't exist and also fuck America."

Kiki
"lol that's pretty funny imo. Do you want to hear my political opinion?"

Kruster
"No."

Kiki
"2 BAD! I'MMA RAM IT."

Kiki
"RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT. BAM"

Kruster
"Haha yeah!"

Kiki
"Is it a sin to be gay?"

Kruster
"Yeah it is a sin to be gay. They could try more to be straight."

"If you believe in the bible at all you have to believe it all becuse who
knows the good could be made up and the bad real we wont fucking know
that till we die."

Kruster
"Believe all or dont waist your fucking time trying to nit pick your way
past to make yourself feel good."

Kruster
"Oh yeah one more thing. Same sex marrage is bull shit."

Kiki
"Oh shit!"

Kruster
"Marrage is a sacred unity between a MAN and a WOMAN. Period!"

Kruster
"To have same sex marrage is like spitting in gods face saying fuck you
and your book. They taint the whole value of what it really is."

"If you CHOOSE to be gay becuse that is where you are happy FINE
But two notes One you are not truely christian and yes you are going to
hell, and TWO You do not deserve to be married in any sence what so
ever."

Kruster
"And yes it is a choice they could try to become straight but no they
would just rather try and find excuses."

"You want to shit talk to me cuss me out or what ever fine go right on
ahead but unless you can prove me wrong using the BIBLE the HOLY
bible, your just a fucking idiot for being pissy at me becuse I speak the
truth when noone else has the balls too."

Kiki
"Wow that was really enlightening."

Kruster
"It wasn't me who wrote it. It was actually a DarkHearted, but you
know."

Kiki
"Oh yeah. Want to learn math?"

Kruster
"NO WAY MATH IS FOR FAGGOTS."

Kiki
"Hahaha yeah fuck those fucking nerds hahaha fuck them I'm going to
play some football and beat the shit out of nerds."

Kruster
"So, a boy is talking to his girlfriend wh-"

Kiki
"A Jewish girl?"

Kruster
"NO, let me finish!"

Kiki
"Oh, sorry."

Kruster
"So, this boy is talking to his girlfriend, and she invites him over to her
house to meet her parents."

Kiki
"Sounds innocent enough."

Kruster
"Yeah, well, it isn't, because she tells him that she wants them to have
sex for the first time after he meets her parents."

Kiki
"Ah, young love."

Kruster
"Reminds me of when I was a little boy and I would slam my dick in the
electrical socket."

Kruster
"Mum called me Rudolf the red-dicked reindeer."

Kiki
"What a gentleman!"

Kruster
"Yeah, well, anyways, this boy, you remember the boy I was talking
about, right?"

Kiki
"The Jewish boy?"

Kruster
"Yeah, the Jewish boy. Well, he went to the pharmacy after talking to
her."

Kiki
"Yeah?"

Kruster
"Yeah, and he talked to the pharmacist and told him about how he was
going to have sex for the first time, and asked..."

Kruster
"And he like, asked the pharmacy guy to tell him about sex and all that
shit."

Kiki
"Reminds me of my first time. I was just a young-un back then."

Kruster
"Yeah, well, the dude finishes telling the kid all that shit, and the dude
is like, so what size condom pack do you want, small, large or family?"

Kruster
"And the kid is like, family of course, because I think I'm going to be
real busy if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, yeah."

Kiki
"Oh fuck yes this is a great story."

Kruster
"Yeah, so get this, he goes to the girl's house, right?"

Kruster
"And like, they all bow their heads for grace, and after grace, everyone
looks up except the boy."

Kiki
"Wow! He must be really religious!"

Kruster
"Yeah, so the girl's like, wow, I didn't know you were so religious. And
the guy... the guy was like,"

Kruster
"I had no idea your father's a pharmacist."

Kiki
"Oh yeah I'll bet they had a huge sex orgy after that because I know I
did."

Kruster
"Oh yeah you know it."

Kiki
"As I always say, hit it and quit it."

Kruster
"MS-13 FOR LIFE"

Kiki
"YEA DAWWWWWWWG!"

happy april fools 2007, cocksuckers

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