swfchan: Bad Things Happen On VD.swf (info)

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Hello my good man. I am the pube muppet. I would like to take
advantage of your drunkeness, so now I can do these things.
First I will french kiss you and make out with you for 30 minutes
straight, whilst my breath reaks of flatulence after a lot of baked
beans and rotten eggs. Then when that...

...is through I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck,
while you sodomize me with a hair dryer. Then I will use the hair
dryer on you to show you the orgasmic pain of melting, and use
lubricant as an anticeptic on your ice. When that is through I will
have to give you some viagra, as your e-penis seems to be...

... microscopic sized, and then the good part will happen...you
know what...yes that would be swell! Wait no it wouldn't, I need
to get out my Wow-A-Rabid-Cow camera, so I can film all of this
and put it on YouTube, and also take a picture of the look on your
face when you have a hangover and wake up realising what has
happened. That...will be swell.

That turns me on...let's
go baby...

After an entire night of
disgusting gay sex...

Ow...my head...what the fuck
have I been doing...and why do I
smell really stinky and feel
really sweaty?!

What the fuck?!

Viagra

What the hell have I been
doing last night?!

Oh god...please no!!

No! No! THIS ISN'T
POSSIBLE!!!

EDN!!!

HAPPY
VALENTINES!!!

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