Frame 1
	onEnterFrame = function () {
		if (_root.loads == null) {
			_root.loadbar._xscale = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
			_root.loadPercent = Math.floor((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100);
			currentbytes = Math.floor(((_root.getBytesLoaded() / 1024) * 1000) / 1000);
			endbytes = Math.floor(((_root.getBytesTotal() / 1024) * 1000) / 1000);
			_root.loadBytes = ((currentbytes + " Kb of ") + endbytes) + " Kb total Loaded.";
			if (_root.getBytesLoaded() == _root.getBytesTotal()) {
				_root.loadBytes = (((Math.floor((_root.getBytesLoaded() / 1024) * 1000) / 1000) + " Kb of ") + (Math.floor((_root.getBytesTotal() / 1024) * 1000) / 1000)) + " Kb total Loaded.";
				_root.play();
				_root.loads = true;
			}
		}
	};
	stop();
Frame 2
	_root.fuckspeed = "slow";
	_root.fspeed = "Faster";
	_root.buttons._visible = false;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 67 MovieClip "fuckers" in Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.stop();
}
Symbol 32 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 32 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 32 MovieClip Frame 3
	stop();
Symbol 32 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
Symbol 40 MovieClip Frame 308
	stop();
Symbol 66 MovieClip Frame 12
	stop();
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 1
	hed.eye.gotoAndStop("unamused");
Instance of Symbol 40 MovieClip "shea" in Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.stop();
}
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 40
	hed.eye.gotoAndStop("worried");
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 55
	_root.buttons._visible = true;
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 64
	gotoAndPlay ("fuck");
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 78
	gotoAndPlay ("fuckfast");
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 79
	hed.eye.gotoAndStop("surprised");
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 88
	if (_root.fucktimes < 5) {
		gotoAndPlay ("fuckfinal");
	} else {
		_root.fucktimes = 0;
	}
	_root.fucktimes++;
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 135
	hed.eye.gotoAndStop("unamused");
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 213
	stop();
Symbol 69 Button
on (release) {
	fuckers.gotoAndPlay(1);
	fuckers.gotoAndPlay(1);
}
Symbol 72 Button
on (release) {
	if (_root.fuckspeed == "slow") {
		_root.fuckers.gotoAndPlay("fuckfast");
		_root.fuckspeed = "fast";
		_root.fspeed = "Slower";
	} else if (_root.fuckspeed == "fast") {
		_root.fuckers.gotoAndPlay("fuck");
		_root.fuckspeed = "slow";
		_root.fspeed = "Faster";
	}
}
Symbol 73 Button
on (release) {
	_root.fuckers.gotoAndPlay("fuckfinal");
	_root.fucktimes = 0;
}