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So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.", "In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming. ", "Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it. ", "Google wont search for Chuck Norris, because you dont find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you", "Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.", "Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.", "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.", "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.", "Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.", "Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants. ", "He, who laughs last, laughs best. 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The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.", "The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.", "Coroners refer to dead people as ABCs. Already Been Chucked.", "How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.", "When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.", "Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.", "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. 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Chuck Norris considers him a promising Rookie", "What many people dont know is chuck norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.", "Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.", "The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris initials. This is not a coincidence.", "Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.", "Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.", "Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.", "Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.", "Chuck Norris doesnt see dead people. He makes people dead..", "In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. 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After you ask, two seconds til what? he roundhouse kicks you in the face.", "Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.", "When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.", "The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris fist.", "Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chickens famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.", "CNN was originally created as the Chuck Norris Network to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.", "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.", "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.", "Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. 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This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.", "Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.", "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.", "Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.", "Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norriss warm-up exercises.", "Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.", "In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.", "Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. 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