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Roll over sections of
the vagina to see
descriptions of them.

The Ovaries
They're like cotton balls that spew estrogen. These little critters send messages
to the woman's brain that tell her she hates men. FUCK YOU OVARIES. I
FUCKING HATE YOU.

The Cervix
This is the dark and forbidden passage which leads to a secret vault in every
woman's vagina. In this vault is magical treasure, that brings infinite joy to all
who come upon it! Unfortunately, it is impossible to reach, unless you're me. :)

The Vagina
The vagina, or "vaggy" as I would refer to it, is where the pleasure all begins.
Inserting things into it can give a wondrous sensation to its owner, and it can
also be used to store valuable keep sakes! Where'd my keys go? Oh that's
right, they're in your vagina, honey!

The Uterine Cavity
A demonic cavern where wretched vagina goblins lurk. Luckily it is sealed off by
the impassable Cervix path, which I said leads to wondrous treasure. But I lied,
vaginas are horrible things. Stick to anuses, kids.

The Endometrium
Mighty walls of solid titanium that line the forbidden Uterine Cavity and Cervix.
They're layered with stainless steel and twenty-seven hundred persition welds.
THERE'S NO GETTING IN. We may never know what's inside.

The Broad Ligaments
They're called "Broad" ligaments because they have the incredible power of an
angry bitch on PMS. They have a crushing force of seven-hundred metric tons,
used to demolish any intruders that may threaten the mighty vagina fortress.

The Myometrium
This is a second layer of wall that surrounds the Endometrium, providing yet
another field of unstoppable walling power. Walling power... Um... Made of
concrete. Sorry.

The Hymen
Yeah I'm confused too. I thought it was MUCH more cherry-like. What the fuck
are these flaps all about? I will attempt to remove them ASAP ...WITH MY
PHALLUS. ROFFLE ROFFLE!

The Lablium Minor
A small flap that triggers intense amounts of pleasure juice to fill the spinal
column of the woman. Just like heroine, it can trigger flash-backs later on. So
don't be alarmed if you see a woman orgasm on a stair master.

The Lablium Major
These thick flaps trigger an alarm in the woman's brain that tells her she is
being pleasured, and should pretend to enjoy it. It will tell her exactly when to
fake her orgasm, because we all know the female orgasm is a myth.

The Fallopian Tubes
An advanced super highway for vaginal information to travel about the vagina.
It's responsible for pleasure juices, evil bitch juices, and climax control.
Welcome to the age of technology. THE VAGINA OF TODAY.

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