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TODDLER'S MIRACLE |
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DIET PLAN |
Over the years you may have noticed, as I have, that most two-year-olds are thin. It came to me one day over a cup of prune juice and a carrot that perhaps their diet is the reason. After consultation with pediatricians, X-ray technicians, and distraught moms, I was able to formulate this new diet -- THE TODDLER'S MIRACLE DIET PLAN! |
It is inexpensive, offers a great variety, sufficient quantity, and guarantees you'll lose weight! Before embarking on the diet, however, be sure to check with your doctor... and plan a trip to see him afterwards as well. Good luck! |
TODDLER'S MIRACLE |
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DIET PLAN |
DAY ONE |
Breakfast -- One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Using your fingers, eat 2 bites of egg; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes. |
Lunch -- Four crayons (any color), several crushed potato chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only, then spill the rest). |
Dinner -- A handful of dry dog food, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of stale cola. |
Bedtime Snack -- Toast piece of bread and toss it on the kitchen floor. |
DAY TWO |
Breakfast -- Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye. |
Lunch -- Half a tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick. One ice cube, if desired. |
Afternoon Snack -- Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on rug. |
Dinner -- A rock or an uncooked bean, either swallowed or thrust up your left nostril. Pour apple juice over mashed potatoes; eat with a spoon. |
DAY THREE |
Breakfast -- Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk: drink half, stuff remaining pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterday's sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, and put it on the cushion of your best chair. |
Lunch -- One page of a storybook, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up. |
Dinner -- Half of an ice cream cone, handful of grapes, some red punch. Choke on punch and nearly vomit. |
FINAL DAY |
Breakfast -- A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), 1 bite of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over a bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog. |
Lunch -- Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it. |
Dinner -- Spaghetti and meatballs, eaten strand by strand. Roll meatballs across plate many times then place down your shirt. Nibble on stick of mascara for dessert. |
So there you have it -- The Toddler's Miracle Diet Plan. If you can just stick with the plan, before you know it you will be down to a lean and mean 29 pound fighting machine! |
Note: This plan is not endorsed by any health or medical professional of any sort, or any other reasonable adult for that matter, but it seems to work great for two-year-olds! |
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