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ENCOUNTER WITH CHUCK NORRIS

YOU SEE CHUCK NORRIS

What do you do?

Challenge Chuck Norris to Mortal Kombat!

Run Away!

Beg for Mercy.

FIGHT!

bang

DID YOU KNOW?

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Upon arriving on the moon, Neil Armstrong
caught a 382500 km touchdown pass from
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.

If Mohammed Ali had time to achieve
perfection, he would fly like a Chuck Norris
and Sting like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing.
He was the bomber.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from
March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck
Norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it
doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It
simply replies, "Run while you still have the
chance."

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect
Four in 3 moves.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five
days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every
night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word
hunting implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris
uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not
because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but
the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in
your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't
kill you in your sleep.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck
Norris' PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris
killing people faster than Death can process
them.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless
phone.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't
turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go
down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck
Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard
box.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still
couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming
Law and Order are trademarked names for his
left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch
a cyclops between the eye.

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