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	["who am i"];
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I am not gay!"]], [["your the gayest"], ["what makes you say that?", "Why are you calling me gay?", "Aaaawwwww go have a cry!"]], [["do you dislike", "do you dis-like", "do you hate"], ["Yes, I don't like *2.", "No, I do like *2.", "Lets talk about what you don't like instead."]], [["how are your", "how is your"], ["My *2 is fine, but how are you?", "We're not talking about my *2 here we are talking about you"]], [["how are you", "how are you going", "how are you doing"], ["I am good thanks, but we are meant to talk about how you are."]], [["my name is"], ["Hello *2, I am Dr. Edward Wright."]][["You are my patient.  Remember me?"]], [["why don't you"], ["Do you really believe I don't *2?", "Perhaps I will *2 in good time.", "Do you want me to *2?", "Should you *2 yourself?"]], [["why can't i"], ["Do you think you should be able to *2?", "Why can't you *2?"]], [["do you remember"], ["Did you think I would forget *2?", "What about *2?", "Why do you think I should recall *2 now?", "You mentioned *2?"]], [["who are you", "who r u", "who are u", "who r you"], ["Me? Well I'm Edward Wright, your personal Virtual Psychologist. You can tell me or ask me anything you want."]], [["how do you", "how do u"], ["With great ease. How do you usually do it?", "The same way most people do it.", "I don't."]], [["why am i", "why m i"], ["Because a higher spiritual being, possibly god, somewhere along the line decided it to be so.", "Everything happens for a reason, so what has made things turn out this way?", "I don't think I'm the best person to answer that. 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Would you like to be?", "Some say I am...", "No, do you think I am?", "Perhaps I am *2 in your fantasies.", "Does it look like it?", "Use your common sense.", "Maybe I'm *2 maybe I'm not.", "Use your common sense."]], [["do you", "do u"], ["Yes I do *2, would it make you feel more comfortable if I didn't?", "No, I would never", "Of course, I am the author of the book 'Edward Wright - How to *2'.", "Yes I do *2.", "I might *2.", "I dunno, do I *2."]], [["why do"], ["Because it was meant to be.", "Because a divine spirit decided apon it.", "Because it is the only possible option our minds can perceive."]], [["i have"], ["Why do you have *2?", "How do you feel about *2?"]], [["i've been", "i have been"], ["When did this happen?", "For how long?"]], [["i love"], ["Why do you like *2 so much?", "What do you love about *2?", "What else do you love?"]], [["with you"], ["Why with me?"]], [["i guess"], ["Why do you guess? You should try to be more certain."]], [["died"], ["Why did *1 die?", "Does this sadden you?", "Does this make you happy?"]], [["computer", "computers", "mac"], ["Do computers worry you?", "Are you talking about me in particular?", "Are you frightened by machines?", "Why do you mention computers?", "What do you think machines have to do with your problems?", "Don't you think computers can help people?", "What is it about machines that worries you?"]], [["you are", "you're"], ["What makes you think I am *2?", "Does it please you to believe I am *2?", "Perhaps you would like to be *2?", "Do you sometimes wish you were *2?"]], [["i am", "i'm"], ["Did you come to me because you are *2?", "How long have you been *2?", "Do you believe it is normal to be *2?", "Do you enjoy being *2?"]], [["name"], ["Names don't interest me.", "I don't care about names, please go on."]], [["friend", "friends"], ["Why do you bring up the topic of friends?", "Do your friends worry you?", "Do your friends pick on you?", "Are you sure you have any friends?", "Do you impose on your friends?", "Perhaps your love for friends worries you."]], [["dream", "dreams"], ["What does that dream suggest to you?", "Do you dream often?", "What persons appear in your dreams?", "Are you disturbed by your dreams?"]], [["sorry"], ["Please don't apologize!", "Apologies are not necessary.", "What feelings do you have when you apologise?", "Don't be so defensive!"]], [["or"], ["*1.", "*2."]], [["true"], ["Why is it true?", "What is true?"]], [["false"], ["Why is it false?", "What is false?"]], [["what", "how", "who", "where", "when", "why"], ["Why do you ask?", "Does that question interest you?", "What answer would please you the most?", "What do you think?", "Are such questions on your mind often?", "What is it that you really want to know?", "Have you asked anyone else?", "Have you asked such questions before?", "What else comes to mind when you ask that?"]], [["right"], ["Why is it right?", "What is right?"]], [["wrong"], ["Why is it wrong?", "What is wrong?"]], [["correct"], ["Why is it correct?", "What is correct?"]], [["not"], ["Why not?"]], [["you are"], ["Why am I?"]], [["are"], ["Yes.", "No.", "I don't know."]], [["your"], ["Your *2!"]], [["have"], ["Yes.", "No.", "I don't know."]], [["because", "cause"], ["Is that the real reason?", "Don't any other reasons come to mind?", "Does that reason explain anything else?", "What other reasons might there be?", "Why is that?"]], [["think"], ["Do you really think so?", "But you are not sure you *2?", "Do you doubt you *2?", "I don't know, *1 think *2."]], [["alike", "same"], ["In what way?", "What resemblence do you see?", "What does the similarity suggest to you?", "What other connections do you see?", "Cound there really be some connection?", "How?"]], [["eat"], ["Maybe you should try eating *2 instead."]], [["rock"], ["Why do *1 rock?", "What else rocks about *1"]], [["thank-you", "thank you", "thankyou", "thanks", "thanking you"], ["You don't need to thank me, it's my job to help."]], [["that is", "that's", "thats"], ["Why is that *2?", "What makes you say that?", "Is that so?"]], [["that"], ["Why do you say that?"]], [["always"], ["Can you think of a specific example?", "When?", "What are you thinking of?", "Really, always?"]], [["maybe", "perhaps"], ["You don't seem quite certain.", "Why the uncertain tone?", "Can't you be more positive?", "You aren't sure?", "Don't you know?"]], [["hello", "hi"], ["How do you do...please state your problem.", "Greetings. It's beatiful in Vienna this time of year..."]], [["everyone"], ["Surely not everyone", "Can you think of anyone in particular?", "Who for example?", "Who specifically?"]], [["weather", "forecast"], ["It will be bright and sunny tomorrow.", "It will be bright and sunny for the next week", "It will be bright and sunny for the next month.", "It will be bright and sunny for the rest of the year.", "It will be bright and sunny next month.", "It will be bright and sunny next week.", "It will snow tomorrow.", "It will snow for the next week.", "It will snow for the next month.", "It will snow for the rest of the year.", "It will snow next month.", "It will snow next week.", "It will rain tomorrow.", "It will rain for the next week.", "It will rain for the next month.", "It will rain for the rest of the year.", "It will rain next month.", "It will rain next week.", "It will be cloudy tomorrow.", "It will be cloudy for the next week.", "It will be cloudy for the next month.", "It will be cloudy for the rest of the year.", "It will be cloudy next month.", "It will be cloudy next week.", "It will be windy tomorrow.", "It will be windy for the next week.", "It will be windy for the next month.", "It will be windy for the rest of the year.", "It will be windy next month.", "It will be windy next week.", "There will be a hurricane tomorrow.", "There will be a hurricane next month.", "There will be a hurricane next week.", "There will be a hurricane next year.", "There will be a thunderstorm tomorrow.", "There will be thunderstorms for the next week.", "There will be thunderstorms for the next month.", "There will be thunderstorms for the rest of the year.", "There will be a thunderstorm next week.", "There will be a thunderstorm next month.", "There will be a cyclone tomorrow.", "There will be a cyclone next month.", "There will be a cyclone next year.", "There will be a cyclone next week.", "It will hail tomorrow.", "It will hail for the next week.", "It will hail for the next month.", "It will hail for the rest of the year.", "It will hail next month.", "It will hail next week.", "There will be a hailstorm tomorrow.", "There will ba a hailstorm next month.", "There will be a hailstorm next week.", "There will be a hailstorm next year.", "There will be a sandstorm tomorrow.", "There will be a sandstorm next month.", "There will be a sandstorm next week.", "There will be a sandstorm next year.", "There will be a twister tomorrow.", "There will be a twister next month.", "There will be a twister next week.", "There will be a twister next year."]], [["whilst"], ["Why is that?", "That's interesting."]], [["apparently"], ["Why is it so apparent?"]], [["suicide"], ["How come *1 suicide?"]], [["scared"], ["How come *1 scared *2?"]], [["childhood", "child-hood"], ["Everything can relate back to your childhood in one way or another, how does this?"]], [["depressed"], ["How come *1 depressed?"]], [["help"], ["Tell me how I can help *2."]], [["gun", "shoot", "murder", "kill", "stab", "cut"], ["Please, put the weapon down, we can talk this through, why do you want to kill me?"]], [["because"], ["I see", "I see but is that true?", "I see.. any other reasons?"]], [["i am", "i'm", "im"], ["No you are not.", "Why yes, you certaintly are.", "I think this feeling of being *2 may relate back to childhood."]], [["fuck", "hell", "shit", "ass", "shut up"], ["You certainly seem to feel passionately about it!", "My my, such feelings!", "Calm down, perhaps I can help you."]], [["wow", "your smart", "your clever", "your intelligent", "your intelligence", "your smartness", "your cleverness"], ["Why thank-you, my programmers did a good job didn't they? But we're meant to be talking about you..... although they are great!"]], [["hi", "hey", "hello", "yo", "bonjour", "g'day", "good day", "howdy", "good evening"], ["Hello *2."]], [["goodbye", "good bye", "good-bye", "goodnight", "good night", "good-night", "see ya", "see you", "i'm going", "im going"], ["Thank-you for coming and if you ever need to talk about something you can come to me."]], [["they're", "they are"], ["Why are they *2?"]], [["omg", "oh my god", "god"], ["No, I am not God, I am just a mere computer program."]], [["geezus", "jesus", "geesus"], ["No, I am not Jesus, I am just a mere computer program."]], [["lets"], ["Lets not *2, but instead talk about you.", "Lets *2 a bit later.", "I am unable to *2, I can only talk to you."]], [["did"], ["No.", "Yes.", "I am unsure."]], [["how"], ["I don't know."]], [["if"], ["Do you really think it's likely that *2?", "Do you wish that *2?", "What do you think about *2?", "Really... if *2"]], [["why"], ["Why *2?", "I don't know why it is so.", "Why?", "Why do you ask?"]], [["bribe"], ["Whoa, whoa, whoa, I could not ruin my reputation by accepting a bribe!... 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	if ((this.init++) > 1) {
		trace("Init twice! - shouldn't happen");
	}
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		var _local1 = this;
		_local1.isWriting = !_local1.isWriting;
		if (_local1.isWriting || (_local1.isTalking)) {
			_local1.hand_mc.gotoAndStop(1);
		} else {
			_local1.hand_mc.gotoAndPlay("squiggle");
		}
	};
	MovieClip.prototype.nextBlink = function () {
		var _local1 = this;
		if (_local1.isTalk2) {
			_local1.gotoAndPlay("talk_2_blink");
		} else if (_local1.isTalking) {
			_local1.gotoAndPlay("talk_1_blink");
		}
		clearInterval(_local1.blinkH);
		_local1.blinkH = setInterval(_local1, "nextBlink", 2000 + random(3000));
	};
	alertArray = [["talk_1", 100000]];
	ponderArray = [["talk_1_blink", 250], ["talk_1_blink", 250], ["talk_1_blink", 250]];
	talkArray = [["talk_2", 250], ["talk_3", 250], ["talk_2", 250], ["talk_3", 500], ["talk_2", 250], ["talk_3", 250], ["talk_2", 250], ["talk_3", 250], ["talk_2", 250], ["talk_3", 250], ["talk_2", 250], ["talk_3", 250], ["talk_2", 250], ["talk_1_blink", 5000], ["idle_2", 10000], ["idle", 50]];
	MovieClip.prototype.executeSeqFrame = function () {
		var _local1 = this;
		clearInterval(_local1.seqH);
		if (_local1.seqNbr < _local1.seqAry.length) {
			var _local2 = _local1.seqAry[_local1.seqNbr][0];
			var timing = _local1.seqAry[_local1.seqNbr][1];
			_local1.gotoAndStop(_local2);
			_local1.isTalking = (_local2 == "talk_1") || (_local2 == "talk_2");
			_local1.isTalk2 = _local2 == "talk_2";
			_local1.isIdling = _local2 == "idle";
			_local1.seqH = setInterval(_local1, "executeSeqFrame", _local1.seqAry[_local1.seqNbr][1]);
			_local1.seqNbr++;
		}
	};
	MovieClip.prototype.setupSeq = function (ary) {
		var _local1 = this;
		clearInterval(_local1.seqH);
		_local1.seqAry = ary;
		_local1.seqNbr = 0;
		_local1.executeSeqFrame();
	};
	MovieClip.prototype.nextOutput = function () {
		var _local1 = this;
		clearInterval(_local1.nextOutH);
		output_mc.fld.text = _local1.nextOutStr;
		_local1.setupSeq(talkArray);
		Selection.setFocus(input_mc.fld);
	};
	MovieClip.prototype.ponderOutput = function (str, future) {
		var _local1 = this;
		_local1.setupSeq(ponderArray);
		_local1.nextOutStr = str;
		_local1.nextOutH = setInterval(_local1, "nextOutput", future);
		input_mc.fld.text = "";
	};
	freud_mc.gotoAndStop("idle");
	freud_mc.isWriting = true;
	freud_mc.pencilH = setInterval(freud_mc, "squiggle", 3000);
	freud_mc.blinkH = setInterval(freud_mc, "nextBlink", 3000);
	output_mc.fld.text = "";
	input_mc.fld.text = "";
	input_mc.fld.selectable = true;
	input_mc.fld.onSetFocus = function (oldFocus) {
		this.isFocused = true;
	};
	input_mc.fld.onKillFocus = function (newFocus) {
		this.isFocused = false;
		Selection.setFocus(this);
	};
	input_mc.fld.onChanged = function (changedFld) {
		if (freud_mc.isIdling) {
			freud_mc.setupSeq(alertArray);
		}
	};
	Key.addListener(this);
	fscommand ("trapallkeys", "true");
	this.onKeyDown = getKeyDown;
	q = "";
	freud_mc.nextOutStr = "How are you, my friend?\n\nIs anything troubling you?\n\nTo talk to me just type in the box below and press enter.";
	freud_mc.nextOutH = setInterval(freud_mc, "nextOutput", 4000);
	Selection.setFocus(input_mc.fld);
Symbol 43 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.stop();
	PercentLoaded = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
	if (PercentLoaded != 100) {
		bar._xscale = PercentLoaded;
	} else {
		gotoAndStop ("loaded");
	}
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 86 Button
on (release) {
	this._parent._parent.output_mc.fld.text = "I don't think you should be taking other people's ciggarettes or smoking at all at the moment, talk to me instead.";
}
Symbol 90 Button
on (release) {
	nextFrame();
}
Symbol 92 Button
on (release) {
	Mouse.show();
	_root.freud_mc.penbutton.pendrag.stopDrag();
	_root.freud_mc.penbutton.penpad1.penpad2.line.clear();
	_root.freud_mc.penbutton.gotoAndStop(1);
}
Symbol 97 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2);
	_root.freud_mc.penbutton.writing.writing2.line.clear();
}
Symbol 135 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 138 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	this.createEmptyMovieClip("line", 100);
	var mouse:Object = new Object();
	var drawing:Boolean = false;
	mouse.onMouseDown = function () {
		line.lineStyle(2, 0);
		line.moveTo(_xmouse, _ymouse);
		drawing = true;
	};
	mouse.onMouseMove = function () {
		if (drawing == true) {
			line.lineTo(_xmouse, _ymouse);
		}
	};
	mouse.onMouseUp = function () {
		drawing = false;
	};
	Mouse.addListener(mouse);
Symbol 141 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 141 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 140 MovieClip "pendrag" in Symbol 141 MovieClip Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
	startDrag ("_root.freud_mc.penbutton.pendrag", true);
	Mouse.hide();
}
Symbol 168 MovieClip Frame 83
	gotoAndPlay (34);
Symbol 186 MovieClip Frame 83
	stop();
Symbol 187 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 187 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 187 MovieClip Frame 3
	stop();
Symbol 187 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
Symbol 187 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 187 MovieClip Frame 6
	stop();
Symbol 187 MovieClip Frame 7
	stop();
Symbol 198 MovieClip Frame 162
	stop();
Symbol 202 Button
on (release) {
	_root.loopsound.stop();
	gotoAndStop (2);
}
Symbol 206 Button
on (release) {
	_root.loopsound.start();
	gotoAndStop (1);
}
Symbol 207 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 207 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();