Frame 1
	stop();
	_root.loading.loadbar.onEnterFrame = function () {
		if (_root.loading.loadbar._width > 390) {
			_root.loadingtxt.gotoAndStop(2);
			myVar = "done loading";
			_root.playwhole.gotoAndStop(2);
		}
		_root.loading.loadbar._width = 400 * (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal());
	};
Instance of Symbol 51 MovieClip "loadingtxt" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.myVar == "done loading") {
		_root.loadingtxt.gotoAndStop(2);
		_root.playwhole.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
	_root.loading.loadbar._width = 400 * (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal());
}
Instance of Symbol 66 MovieClip "guy" in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	speed = 10;
	this._x = 275;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.guy._currentframe != 4) {
		if (((_root._xmouse - this._x) > 5) and (this._x < (475 - (this._width / 2)))) {
			this._x = this._x + speed;
			this.gotoAndStop(3);
		}
		if (((_root._xmouse - this._x) < -5) and (this._x > (75 + (this._width / 2)))) {
			this._x = this._x - speed;
			this.gotoAndStop(2);
		}
		if (((_root._xmouse - this._x) < 10) and ((_root._xmouse - this._x) > -10)) {
			this.gotoAndStop(1);
		}
	}
}
Frame 5
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 361 MovieClip "bullet1" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	vel = 10;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._y = this._y - 10;
	if (this._y < -100) {
		vel = 0;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 361 MovieClip "bullet3" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	vel = 10;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._y = this._y - 10;
	if (this._y < -100) {
		vel = 0;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 361 MovieClip "bullet2" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	vel = 10;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._y = this._y - 10;
	if (this._y < -100) {
		vel = 0;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 363 MovieClip in Frame 5
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this.bulletcountertxt.text = "x" + (3 - _root.bulletbutton.A);
}
Instance of Symbol 365 MovieClip "scorebox" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	points = 0;
	_root.scorebox.scoretxt.text = points;
	increase = 1;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	_root.scorebox.scoretxt.text = points;
}
Instance of Symbol 66 MovieClip "guy" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	function spawn() {
		D = D + 1;
		if (D > 125) {
			D = 10;
		}
		_root.attachMovie("baddie", "baddie" + D, D);
		_root["baddie" + D]._y = 0;
		_root["baddie" + D]._x = Math.random() * 550;
		_root["baddie" + D].square._width = (Math.random() * 8) + 15;
		_root["baddie" + D].square._height = (Math.random() * 8) + 15;
		_root["baddie" + D].square._quality = "LOW";
		_root["baddie" + D].square.gotoAndStop(Math.round((Math.random() * _root.scorebox.points) / 100));
	}
	function determinetxt(F) {
		_root.funnycomments.gotoAndStop(F);
	}
	speed = 10;
	this._x = 275;
	D = 10;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.guy._currentframe != 4) {
		if (((_root._xmouse - this._x) > 5) and (this._x < (550 - (this._width / 2)))) {
			this._x = this._x + speed;
			this.gotoAndStop(3);
		}
		if (((_root._xmouse - this._x) < -5) and (this._x > (this._width / 2))) {
			this._x = this._x - speed;
			this.gotoAndStop(2);
		}
		if (((_root._xmouse - this._x) < 10) and ((_root._xmouse - this._x) > -10)) {
			this.gotoAndStop(1);
		}
		_root.scorebox.onEnterFrame = function () {
			_root.scorebox.points = _root.scorebox.points + _root.scorebox.increase;
		};
		XX = Math.random();
		if ((XX + (_root.scorebox.points * 0.0005)) > 0.91) {
			spawn();
		}
		if (XX > 0.98) {
			determinetxt(Math.round(Math.random() * 12));
		}
		_root.funnycomments._x = _root.guy._x;
	}
}
Frame 6
	stop();
	_root.scorebox.increase = 0;
	if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 0) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 99)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "F-: That was so bad, it had to be on purpose.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 100) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 199)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "F: That was a very poor performance.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 200) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 299)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "F+: If this is your best, please give up.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 300) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 399)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "D-: Most people consider a D- as bad as an F, so you still fail.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 400) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 499)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "D: You did marginally better than those who scored a D-... marginally.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 500) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 599)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "D+: Well, you tried to get a C. I mean, you obviously failed and it means nothing, but you still tried.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 600) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 699)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "C-: Looks like you just managed to scrape up something better than a D+, although that's not particularly something to brag about.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 700) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 799)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "C: Isn't this that same high school grade that led you to the crappy job you're playing this game during?";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 800) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 899)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "C+: Great- you didn't fail the game, but you didn't really succeed either. You're in that nice spot of limbo...";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 900) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 999)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "B-: Horay for you! You've gone from 'totally sucks' to only 'really sucks'!";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 1000) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 1199)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "B: You probably shouldn't feel proud of this, but then again, this is also probably as far as you'll get.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 1200) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 1499)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "B+: You almost don't totally suck at this... almost...";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 1500) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 1999)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "A-: Dude, come on now. You'll probably always be the A- type of guy: never fully succeeding at anything.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 2000) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 2499)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "A: Congratulations! You've received an A! But it is not an A+, so you still aren't cool.";
	} else if ((_root.scorebox.points >= 2500) and (_root.scorebox.points <= 3499)) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "A+: You rank up there among the other time-wasting gods who still didn't get an A++.";
	} else if (_root.scorebox.points >= 3500) {
		_root.evaluation.text = "A++: Amazing. Now you can brag to all of your friends about how great you are at this. Who knows, they may even consider talking to you!";
	}
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 3
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 6
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 7
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 8
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 9
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 10
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 11
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 12
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 13
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 14
	stop();
Symbol 16 MovieClip Frame 15
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 16 MovieClip "square" in Symbol 17 MovieClip [baddie] Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (this.hitTest(_root.guy.head)) {
		_root.gotoAndStop(6);
		_root.scorebox.increase = 0;
		_root.guy.gotoAndStop(4);
		yvel = 0;
		this._y = 375;
		_root.dance.gotoAndStop(1);
	} else {
		yvel = Math.random() * 12;
		this._y = this._y + yvel;
	}
	if ((this.hitTest(_root.bullet1) or this.hitTest(_root.bullet2)) or this.hitTest(_root.bullet3)) {
		this._y = 0;
	}
}
Symbol 41 MovieClip Frame 1
	myVar2 = "not done";
Symbol 41 MovieClip Frame 52
	myVar2 = "done playing intro";
Symbol 41 MovieClip Frame 71
	stop();
Symbol 51 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 51 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 66 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 66 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 66 MovieClip Frame 3
	stop();
Symbol 66 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
Symbol 73 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "blank");
}
Symbol 83 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndPlay(5);
}
Symbol 84 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 84 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 347 MovieClip Frame 2507
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 3
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 4
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 6
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 7
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 8
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 9
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 10
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 11
	stop();
Symbol 356 MovieClip Frame 12
	stop();
Symbol 367 Button
on (release) {
	if (A <= 3) {
		A = A + 1;
		_root["bullet" + A]._x = _root.guy._x;
		_root["bullet" + A]._y = 310;
	}
	if (A == 3) {
		this.gotoAndStop(2);
	}
}
Symbol 368 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	A = 0;
Symbol 368 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 374 Button
on (release) {
	_root.scorebox.points = 0;
	_root.scorebox.increase = 1;
	_root.gotoAndStop(2);
	_root.guy.gotoAndStop(1);
	_root.loadingtxt.gotoAndStop(2);
	myVar = "done loading";
	_root.loading.loadbar._width = 400 * (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal());
}