Frame 1
	function nope() {
	}
	var randomNum1 = random(3);
	var randomNum2 = random(3);
	var randomNum3 = random(3);
	var randomNum4 = random(3);
	var randomNum5 = random(3);
	var myMenu = new ContextMenu();
	myMenu.hideBuiltInItems();
	menu = myMenu;
	var nope = new ContextMenuItem("D'Gang", nope);
	myMenu.customItems.push(nope);
	if (randomNum1 == 0) {
		textbox1 = "trash";
	}
	if (randomNum1 == 1) {
		textbox1 = "pikachu charger";
	}
	if (randomNum1 == 2) {
		textbox1 = "butt folders";
	}
	if (randomNum2 == 0) {
		textbox2 = "tacos";
	}
	if (randomNum2 == 1) {
		textbox2 = "card count";
	}
	if (randomNum2 == 2) {
		textbox2 = "underpants";
	}
	if (randomNum3 == 0) {
		textbox3 = "triforce";
	}
	if (randomNum3 == 1) {
		textbox3 = "sailor scouts";
	}
	if (randomNum3 == 2) {
		textbox3 = "hygiene";
	}
	if (randomNum4 == 0) {
		textbox4 = "mustaches";
	}
	if (randomNum4 == 1) {
		textbox4 = "e=mc^2";
	}
	if (randomNum4 == 2) {
		textbox4 = "speling";
	}
	if (randomNum5 == 0) {
		textbox5 = "vampires";
	}
	if (randomNum5 == 1) {
		textbox5 = "hamsters";
	}
	if (randomNum5 == 2) {
		textbox5 = "penis jokes";
	}
Frame 35
	stop();
Frame 140
	var mustache = false;
	userHand._visible = 0;
Instance of Symbol 117 MovieClip in Frame 193
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.gotoAndStop("randy_stop");
}
Frame 2144
	stop();
Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 1
	function camControl() {
		parentColor.setTransform(camColor.getTransform());
		var _local4 = sX / this._width;
		var _local3 = sY / this._height;
		_parent._x = cX - (this._x * _local4);
		_parent._y = cY - (this._y * _local3);
		_parent._xscale = 100 * _local4;
		_parent._yscale = 100 * _local3;
	}
	function resetStage() {
		var _local2 = {ra:100, rb:0, ga:100, gb:0, ba:100, bb:0, aa:100, ab:0};
		parentColor.setTransform(_local2);
		_parent._xscale = 100;
		_parent._yscale = 100;
		_parent._x = 0;
		_parent._y = 0;
	}
	this._visible = false;
	var oldMode = Stage.scaleMode;
	Stage.scaleMode = "exactFit";
	var cX = (Stage.width / 2);
	var cY = (Stage.height / 2);
	var sX = Stage.width;
	var sY = Stage.height;
	Stage.scaleMode = oldMode;
	var camColor = new Color(this);
	var parentColor = new Color(_parent);
	this.onEnterFrame = camControl;
	camControl();
	this.onUnload = resetStage;
Symbol 28 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.randomNum4 == 0) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	} else {
		gotoAndStop (1);
	}
Symbol 31 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("verystart");
}
Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 60
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 103 MovieClip in Symbol 104 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (!_root.mustache) {
		_visible  = false;
	}
	if (_root.mustache == true) {
		_visible  = true;
	}
}
Symbol 126 Button
on (release) {
	count++;
	if (count == 3) {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	}
}
Symbol 127 MovieClip Frame 1
	var count = 1;
	easterbutton.useHandCursor = false;
	stop();
Symbol 127 MovieClip Frame 21
	_root.mustache = true;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 158 MovieClip in Symbol 159 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (!_root.mustache) {
		_visible  = false;
	}
	if (_root.mustache == true) {
		_visible  = true;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 199 MovieClip in Symbol 200 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (!_root.mustache) {
		_visible  = false;
	}
	if (_root.mustache == true) {
		_visible  = true;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 241 MovieClip in Symbol 242 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (!_root.mustache) {
		_visible  = false;
	}
	if (_root.mustache == true) {
		_visible  = true;
	}
}
Symbol 344 MovieClip Frame 82
	stop();
Symbol 350 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndPlay("beginning");
}
Symbol 351 MovieClip Frame 96
	stop();