swfchan: Dear_Penis.swf (info)

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Dear penis

I don't think I like you anymore

You used to watch me shave

Now all you do is stare at the floor

Oh dear penis

I don't like you anymore

It used to be you and me

A paper towel, and a dirty magazine

That's all we needed to get by

Now it seems things have changed

And I think that you're the one to blame

He said

Dear Rodney

Cuz when you get to drinking

You put me places I never been before

Why can't we just get a grip

On our man to hand relationship

Come to terms with truly how we feel

If we put our heads together

We can just stay home forever

I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney

While you're shaving shave my balls

The end

Made by The Man

www.rodneycarrington.com

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