Frame 2
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					i = i - length;
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			down = false;
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		pics.gotoAndStop(i + 1);
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Symbol 11 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 12 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 12 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 20 Button
on (press) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=162720", "_blank");
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Symbol 93 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();