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ENGRISH HUMOR GALLERY VER. 1

In Japan you will see many signs and products with english
descriptions. At first glance they seem quite ordinary and
normal blurbs of text. However upon closer inspection you
will realise that many of the english you see, does not make
any sense at all. And thus the word is born; "Engrish".
Lest there remain any doubt whatsoever in anyone's mind
that the entire function of the English language in Japan is to
serve as meaningless decoration, I would like to present you
with the first out of 7 gallerys of engrish pictures on the
internet.

"z" previous pic

"x" next pic

I've always wanted to live in a giant Luminous Nose.

No! Noisy Engrish!

Ok. I'll be sure to remember that. And also to never order any
of your drinks.

Rock, Lock, bah what's the difference!

Gee thanks I was wondering where it came from.

Yes, yes we all do.

It's a pillow with its own biography.

You! Bookoff!

Somehow I don't think the carrot game is going to take off in
popularity.

Note the text on the helmets.

A japanese coke slogan from a few years ago.

Square is top of cool. Oh yeah.

DANGER! Many Engrish here!

Hahaha. No comment at all.

Or you could just do it on the floor.

I crean your rens!

I really love this one. Engrish graffiti. Hey that sounds like a
great movie title ;)

Yeah I hate summer too.

Welcome to the Zombie Bar. We serve flesh juice.

As opposed to hard...?

Text: "For ladies and gentlemen. Not others."

Text: "I do love the white nightie that was made specially for
lovely women. IKUKO satisfied you."

Sometimes I suspect that Japanese teens take advantage of
their elders ignorance to offensive english terms. It's still
highly amusing though. This is a very popular store.

Violent Jack-off in between the hours of 10 and 8.

Full of device to derive deliciousness.

Hahah I just can't make a joke out of this.

Everybody say "TASTY!"

Not yet!

Text: "STOP THE MY CAR"

Put some clothes on that car.

Sorry sir you'll have to smork outside.

Frying pans always seem to have writing on the bottom in Japan.

Check the last column, 3rd item down. Gee it's not that bad is
it?

No comment.

I wonder what kind of restaurant this is? Viagra?

Mmmm... Refreshing time.

Yesterdays hotel, Today!

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