swfchan: Route 69 - Porno Guy.swf (info)

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This POINTLESS <sbr />AND CHILDISH <sbr />documentary is a <sbr />production of <sbr /><a href="http://slimjimweb.tk">SlimJimWeb.tk</a>

<a href="http://newgrounds.com">Newgrounds.com</a>

PLAY!

Part Of SJW's
Route 69

This is the
Newgrounds Flash
eddition. The movie
quality is lower and
you don't get the
SJW/Drive-By-Fm.tk
theme tune in the
credits. BUT, you
get the subtitles. For
the full version
check out the Route
69 section of the
SlimJimWeb.tk
forums!

You are about to witness a rare
occurrence in the wild - a man
browsing the adult movie section of
this Virgin Mega Stores branch in
London, England.
You may have to turn up the volume
on your computer speakers to hear the
narration which was recorded live at
the time of filming.
Thank you and enjoy - SJW is
watching.

Route 69 TV Episode 1:
A Guy Buying
Porno
Route 69 TV is a production of SlimJimWeb.tk
A higher quality version can be found at our website.

PORN!

Are you videoing it?!?

And this is a typical man looking for pornography in Virgin Megasores

The A-Z adult DVD section...

...Where Playboy Playmate of the year DVD's are often seen.

Credits

Narrator:
SlimJim3:16
Starring (in order of appearance):
DJ Negro's Cousin Harjeet
Guy Looking at Softcore Pornos (THANKS!)
SlimJim3:16's Shoulder
Director/Producer/Editor:
SlimJim3:16
Dodgy Camera Work:
DJ Negro
Music:
The Beatles - Help
Filmed On Location At:
Virgin Mega Stores, Somewhere in London

Thanks for watching this documentary! For more information about the origions <sbr />of this movie check out the "Route 69" <sbr />section of the <a href="http://slimjimweb.tk">SlimJimWeb.tk</a> forums <sbr />where you can also download the full <sbr />uncut, high quality, version of this film.

Remember - There is nothing
wrong with buying XXX
videos, but we are watching.

Replay?

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