Frame 2 (2.02 KiB) ●
	stop();
	captions = ["", "Right down the street from Banjo's Maniac...", "Much better than the least worst...", "We've got to move that sign away from the work area...", "Their other store is Bullshit...", "I have a love-hate relationship with this hotel...", "Socks keeping you down?", "I can't get any sleep at this place...", "Mmm, a breath of fresh hair...", "On Fridays they serve Little Mermaid fish sticks!", "You haven't lived until you have been in a Coma...", "Not too much repeat business here...", "Hi, I am looking for potion #9.... ", "Never snack while in a bad mood... ", "I got your key right here baby...", "I'll take a manicure and one sarsaparilla...", "Hey!  I didn't get my change back...", "Apparently God only has 5 years experience with hair...", "Dorama gave us our lives to enjoy...", "I don't know why they put these Nut-Club hotels in the city.... ", "Kicks ass on the Old Prince...\n\n(Taken of a pachinko parlor in Tokyo.)", "I like my hair medium rare....", "This is the only place I like to get cramps...", "New dress = guy's pecking you with their wood?", "I still don't get the wao factor...", "Happiest place on earth...", "Damn, I was looking for the punk & asshole boutique...", "Proudly selling pumpkin by-product since 1996! ", "I hope we're in the right business...", "I hope he makes that turn...", "Yeah, but it's a gas guzzurer...", "Look, Engrish.", "It started out as just my Hamburger Helper... ", "Le Gross...", "Quick - someone call the scarecrow ....", "So open the door already!", "I see Honda is going after a new market...", "I think that Nissan is promising too much here...", "Perhaps Nissan should get a grip..."];
	i = 0;
	length = captions.length;
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				down = true;
				if ((--i) < 0) {
					i = i + length;
				}
			}
		} else if (Key.isDown(88)) {
			if (!down) {
				down = true;
				if ((++i) >= length) {
					i = i - length;
				}
			}
		} else {
			down = false;
		}
		pics.gotoAndStop(i + 1);
		capt_text = captions[i];
	};
Symbol 11 Button (31 B)
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 12 MovieClip Frame 1 (193 B)
	_root.stop();
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		gotoAndStop (3);
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Symbol 12 MovieClip Frame 2 (17 B)
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 94 MovieClip Frame 1 (8 B)
	stop();