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"Nasty Pig"

An animation by Krinkels

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Most gamers know the
story of the hundreds of
thousands of E.T.
cartridges Atari crushed,
encased in concrete, then
buried in Alamogordo,
New Mexico. What most
gamers don’t know is who
Atari buried along with them...
Most gamers know the
story of the hundreds of
thousands of E.T.
cartridges Atari crushed,
encased in concrete, then
buried in Alamogordo,
New Mexico. What most
gamers don’t know is who
Atari buried along with them...

God is just some guy who
bought Sim City and was
bored. Some guy sitting at
a giant computer is controlling
you right now. When you
have several decisions going
through your head and you
don't know which one to pick,
God does. "Flirt? Tickle? Entertain?"
He decides. You have no say
in The Sims. You're just some
computer graphic.
That is God.
God is just some guy who
bought Sim City and was
bored. Some guy sitting at
a giant computer is controlling
you right now. When you
have several decisions going
through your head and you
don't know which one to pick,
God does. "Flirt? Tickle? Entertain?"
He decides. You have no say
in The Sims. You're just some
computer graphic.
That is God.

I’ll try to sum up a funny story that
happened a few years ago: I got a
vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards.
She was nice and attractive but with
a selfish streak that raised a big red
flag. She was 32 at the time and I
could practically HEAR her biological
clock ticking. Regardless, she was a
good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably
good company. I did NOT tell her
about my vasectomy and I always
used a condom with her to protect
against STDs. She assumed, obviously,
that the condom was only used for birth
control. wacky girl.
I’ll try to sum up a funny story that
happened a few years ago: I got a
vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards.
She was nice and attractive but with
a selfish streak that raised a big red
flag. She was 32 at the time and I
could practically HEAR her biological
clock ticking. Regardless, she was a
good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably
good company. I did NOT tell her
about my vasectomy and I always
used a condom with her to protect
against STDs. She assumed, obviously,
that the condom was only used for birth
control. wacky girl.

I am Chinese man and very happy.
We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha
Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for
Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make
everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha
Ha. Soon you are third world county
like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be
buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha.
We make friends with Muslims and will
get more of the oil so you have little.
Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians.
Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very
poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
I am Chinese man and very happy.
We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha
Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for
Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make
everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha
Ha. Soon you are third world county
like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be
buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha.
We make friends with Muslims and will
get more of the oil so you have little.
Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians.
Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very
poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.

LAUNCH!

SPEED
LIMIT

Music - Juke Bottle Casino

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Animation - Krinkels

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