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NewGrounds was made for winners |
These laws are Completly True |
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U.s Crazy Laws |
kENTUCKY |
mONTANA |
MaINE |
By: Rome-Lherison and DPlato |
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These Laws Are True |
You may not step out of a plane in flight. |
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up. |
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law. |
It is illegal to gamble at the airport. |
No person may roller skate on a sidewalk. |
If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail. |
Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries. |
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Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”. |
One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor. |
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. |
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail. |
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. |
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. |
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style. |
Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. |
No person shall raise pet rats. |
Persons in possession of a “pea shooter” risk it being conviscated by police. |
It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings. |
Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing. |
It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler. |
The game of “folf” may not be played at night |
All pool tables must be able to be viewed from the street outside a billiard hall where they are located. |
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FileAttributes (69) | Timeline Frame 1 | Access local files only, Metadata not present, AS1/AS2. |
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"loaded" | Symbol 10 MovieClip Frame 2 |
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