Frame 2
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				down = true;
				if ((--i) < 0) {
					i = i + length;
				}
			}
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			if (!down) {
				down = true;
				if ((++i) >= length) {
					i = i - length;
				}
			}
		} else {
			down = false;
		}
		pics.gotoAndStop(i + 1);
		capt_text = captions[i];
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Symbol 11 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 12 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.stop();
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		setProperty(bar, _xscale , PercentLoaded);
	} else {
		gotoAndStop ("loaded");
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Symbol 12 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 20 Button
on (press) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=162720", "_blank");
}
Symbol 91 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();