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Nevada of CT. Crazy Laws.swf

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Flash #56731

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WOOOOOOOOOOO

Crazy Laws

2 in 1 special

Connecticut

Nevada

These Laws Are
completely true

Next

It comes a time when we
must stop and understand
just how silly our country
really is

In order for a pickle to officially
be considered a pickle, it must
bounce.

It is unlawful to
walk backwards
after sunset.

Silly string is
banned.

It is illegal for
any beautician to
hum, whistle, or
sing while
working on a
customer.

You aren't allowed to
cross a street while
walking on your hands

It is illegal to
dispose of used
razor blades.

Only white Christmas
lights are allowed for
display in Guilford

You may not educate
dogs in Hartford

An arcade may not have more
than a total of four amusement
devices such as ping-pong tables,
pinballmachines, or shuffleboard
tables.

Its illegal to not love
newgrounds... just kidding

Go on to Nevada

These Laws Are Completely True

It is illegal to drive a camel on
the highway.

It is illegal to lie down
on the sidewalk.

Sex toys are outlawed.

Wearing a mask is required
when walking the streets of
Elko

Hanging someone is legal
if they shoot your dog

You might be arrested
if your child belches
in church

A man is forbidden from
buying drinks for more than
three people other than
himself at any one period
during the day.

Its illegal to not love
newgrounds... just kidding

Go to Connecticut

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