Frame 1
	play();
Frame 2
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() == _root.getBytesTotal()) {
		gotoAndStop (10);
	}
Frame 3
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() == _root.getBytesTotal()) {
		gotoAndStop (10);
	}
Frame 10
	stop();
Frame 3561
	a = int(Math.random() * 8);
	switch (a) {
		case 0 : 
			gotoAndPlay ("hitme");
			break;
		case 1 : 
			gotoAndPlay ("cheese");
			break;
		case 2 : 
			gotoAndPlay ("jewish");
			break;
		case 3 : 
			gotoAndPlay ("puffytail");
			break;
		case 4 : 
			gotoAndPlay ("scratchself");
			break;
		case 5 : 
			gotoAndPlay ("suckiest");
			break;
		case 6 : 
			gotoAndPlay ("president");
			break;
		case 7 : 
			gotoAndPlay ("threwup");
	}
Frame 3634
	gotoAndPlay ("end");
Frame 3687
	gotoAndPlay ("end");
Frame 3732
	gotoAndPlay ("end");
Frame 3825
	gotoAndPlay ("end");
Frame 3867
	gotoAndPlay ("end");
Frame 3945
	gotoAndPlay ("end");
Frame 4015
	gotoAndPlay ("end");
Frame 4070
	stop();
Frame 4092
	gotoAndPlay ("start");
Symbol 9 Button
on (release) {
	_root.musicplayer.gotoAndPlay(15);
	_root.stopmusic.gotoAndStop(2);
}
Symbol 14 Button
on (release) {
	_root.musicplayer.stopplaying = false;
	_root.musicplayer.gotoAndPlay(1);
	_root.stopmusic.gotoAndStop(1);
}
Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 19 MovieClip Frame 1
	_xscale  = ((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100);
Symbol 19 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() == _root.getBytesTotal()) {
		_visible  = false;
	} else {
		_visible  = true;
	}
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 1
	var stopplaying = false;
	play();
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 2
	if (_root._framesloaded <= 9) {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (5);
	}
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 5
	var s = new Sound();
	s.attachSound("earlier today.wav");
	if (s.duration == undefined) {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	}
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 6
	play();
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 7
	if (_root._currentframe <= 10) {
		if (stopplaying == false) {
			s.start(0, 1000000);
			gotoAndPlay (10);
		}
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (6);
	}
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 10
	play();
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 11
	if (_root._currentframe <= 10) {
		gotoAndPlay (10);
	} else {
		s.stop();
		_root.stop();
		_root.play();
		gotoAndPlay (6);
	}
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 15
	s.stop();
	stopplaying = true;
Symbol 22 MovieClip Frame 16
	gotoAndPlay (6);
Symbol 26 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 28 Button
on (release) {
	_root.stop();
}
Symbol 29 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 29 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 30 Button
on (release) {
	_root.prevFrame();
	_parent.pos.lastframe = _root._currentframe;
}
Symbol 31 Button
on (release) {
	_root.nextFrame();
	_parent.pos.lastframe = _root._currentframe;
}
Symbol 36 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.MoviesFirstFrame = 25;
	_root.MoviesLastFrame = 3560;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 34 MovieClip "pos" in Symbol 36 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	first = _root.MoviesFirstFrame;
	last = _root.MoviesLastFrame;
	thisframe2 = _root._currentframe;
	if (thisframe2 < first) {
		thisframe2 = first;
	}
	if (thisframe2 > last) {
		thisframe2 = last;
	}
	newxpos = (((thisframe2 - first) / (last - first)) * this._width) + this._x;
	_parent.thumb._x = newxpos;
	lastframe = thisframe;
	if (lastframe == undefined) {
		lastframe = 0;
	}
	thisframe = _root._currentframe;
	if (draggedover != true) {
		if (thisframe == (lastframe + 1)) {
			_parent.smart.gotoAndStop(2);
			isplaying = true;
		} else {
			_parent.smart.gotoAndStop(1);
			isplaying = false;
		}
	}
}
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
	first = _root.MoviesFirstFrame;
	last = _root.MoviesLastFrame;
	draggedover = false;
	if ((_xmouse < 0) || (_xmouse >= this._width)) {
		return(undefined);
	}
	if ((_ymouse < 0) || (_ymouse >= this._height)) {
		return(undefined);
	}
	mouseisdown = true;
	if ((_xmouse < 0) || (_xmouse >= this._width)) {
		return(undefined);
	}
	if ((_ymouse < 0) || (_ymouse >= this._height)) {
		return(undefined);
	}
	newframe = int((_xmouse / this._width) * (last - first)) + first;
	_root.gotoAndStop(newframe);
	draggedover = true;
}
onClipEvent (mouseMove) {
	first = _root.MoviesFirstFrame;
	last = _root.MoviesLastFrame;
	if (mouseisdown != true) {
		return(undefined);
	}
	newframe = int((_xmouse / this._width) * (last - first)) + first;
	if (newframe < first) {
		newframe = first;
	}
	if (newframe > last) {
		newframe = last;
	}
	_root.gotoAndStop(newframe);
	draggedover = true;
}
onClipEvent (mouseUp) {
	mouseisdown = false;
	if (draggedover == true) {
		if (isplaying == true) {
			_root.play();
		}
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 38 MovieClip in Symbol 39 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	_visible  = false;
	if ((_root._currentframe <= 10) || ((((_xmouse < _width) && (_xmouse >= 0)) && (_ymouse < _height)) && (_ymouse >= 0))) {
		_parent.coolbar.targety = 0;
	} else {
		_parent.coolbar.targety = _parent.coolbar._height;
	}
	if (_parent.coolbar._y < _parent.coolbar.targety) {
		_parent.coolbar._y = _parent.coolbar._y + 4;
		if (_parent.coolbar._y > _parent.coolbar.targety) {
			_parent.coolbar._y = _parent.coolbar.targety;
		}
	}
	if (_parent.coolbar._y > _parent.coolbar.targety) {
		_parent.coolbar._y = _parent.coolbar._y - 4;
		if (_parent.coolbar._y < _parent.coolbar.targety) {
			_parent.coolbar._y = _parent.coolbar.targety;
		}
	}
}
Symbol 41 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 41 MovieClip Frame 4
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 47 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() == _root.getBytesTotal()) {
		_visible  = true;
	} else {
		_visible  = false;
	}
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 418 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}