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Clock Tales:
Episode 11
Season 2

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Clock News

---- At 11 ----

CHANNEL 7

Welcome back to Clock News at 11 on Channel Seven.

In the news tonight a crazed clock was seen
raping little boys dressed up like a priest

Wait

Yes, I am being told that we have some breaking news
and now will go to Banana_Clock in Richmond Virgina

Banana_Clock

Channel 7 News

I suspect it will be hard for you all back at the studio and at home to
here me, due to police cutting off this road, causing a huge traffic jam.

But anyways, I am here to report that late tonight, just about a half hour ago,
Clock Crew administrator and Newgrounds Local Trea Frierson

also known as Olskoo, was gunned down at A&J's Music World.

From what we have gathered from witnesses, trea had entered the store to buy
a copy of the microsoft xbox game, dead or alive extreme beach volleyball,

which he reportitly had told the workers at the store in advance
he would be buying it.

Upon entering the store, trea had seemed happy and went to the counter and
asked for the game to which the unnamed worker behind the counter replied
"We dont have such a game".

This reportitly sent trea into a rage to which he began yelling
"What the fuck do you mean you dont have it, I told you guys 2 weeks ago
I would be buying it so you guys need to order it"

then the unnamed worker replied "Well I dont know what to tell you,
we would have it if you told us to order it"

Then treas anger level reportitly shot up as he yelled
"Nigga please, you know I couldn't wait to play with those white bitchs"

Then trea reportitly lunged over the counter trying to attack the unnamed
worker, but the unnamed worker was able to pull out a small handgun
and shoot trea several times.

It is unknown now of trea friersons condition. I'll be sure to report back to you
if I learn of any new information. Back to you plum.

Ohhhh

Well needless to say this is very sad news for the clock crew but we
really have ourselves to blame.

We all knew that trea had a problem with his addiction to
computer girls, but we really didn't step in enough to stop him.

Well thats all for tonight,
be sure to stay tuned for the burritoclock show.

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