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The following threat to the human race is real, despite having been discovered in a seemingly innocuous source: A Little Golden Book. |
I spied this disguised primer for alien children in a supermarket one year ago. Its nefarious nature announced itself through its bizarre, soulless portraits of "human" children. Having divined the book's purpose, I set about decrypting its instructions. The translated work, including the unadulterated artwork, is offered to you now. |
These imposters, if they have any weakness at all, appear not to understand "adorableness", and cannot replicate its qualities. This may be the means to spotting them and, with luck, defeating them. |
Be aware: they are already here. They may already be...YOU. |
WE ARE ZOGG. |
Our kind travels between the stars as an endogenous retrovirus encoded into a modulating radio carrier wave in the 1800 kHz range. |
When you look up at the evening sky, know that we have conquered 48.729% of the known Universe. |
This world must be consumed and its atmospheric nitrogen levels increased by 900%. |
Telepathic control of lower life forms turns insects into your slaves. |
Pair bond only with fellow Zogg. |
Pink Zogg will supervise population cleansing. |
Brown Zogg will command the bird armies. |
Mimic human infant traits until gametogenesis begins. Devour any competitor spawn. |
Destroy human hosts and begin breeding immediately. |
Lay zoggling eggs in secluded fields away from large predators. |
Zoggling larvoids will hatch and take root in 2-4 glorns. |
Hats will conceal budding pineal antennae |
Gather information from bird spies through memory transimilation. |
Use nega-rays to vaporize humans who uncover our plans. |
Draining humans of their spinal nectar will build strength |
The humans are weak |
The elderly are easiest to control and make willing servants. |
If captured, send a distress wave and await extraction. |
Zogg star tankers will arrive in 57 years to begin nitrogen harvesting. |
ZOGG: The Cuddly Menace |
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