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Question 1: It's time for lunch, but theres one problem, all you have in your house is two slices of bread. What do you do? |
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Shut the fuck up and eat the damn bread. |
Food? Food is for the weak! |
Get a handfull of nails and make a damn sandwhich. |
Buy some more food from the sissy store. |
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Question 2: Your in a bar harrassing women, well all of a sudden you are approached by a man twice your size with a baseball bat. He acuses you of harrassing is how. How do you react? |
Apologize. A real man knows when to back down. |
Call him a name and run like buggery. |
JUST A BASEBALL BAT? You can take this fucker! |
Fall on the ground crying. |
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Question 3: Your wife walks in on you and another women. After the initial shock, she starts throwing vases and other objects at you. You... |
Try to calm her down and sort things out, |
Slap the bitch then get back to business. |
Rape her, then go to a titty bar. |
Run. This is one fight you can't win. |
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Question 4: You're climbing Mt. Everest with your bare hands, when all of a sudden you start to slip. Barely holding on with one hand, what is your next move? |
Try and hold on until help arrives. |
Try and pull yourself up. 200 kilo's of muscle can't be that heavy. |
Pfft. Just let go. The fall can't hurt that much. |
OMGIDONTWANNADIEOMGOMGOMGI HAVESOMUCHTOLIVEFORHELP!!!! |
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Question 5: A supervillian has been seen terrorizing a city bank, and you need some cash. The only way to get it is to take the sucker down. Whats your weapon of choice. |
Swords, knives, grenades and anything else you can get your hands on. |
Weapons? I'll use my fists thanks. |
A shotgun and a chainsaw. Not that you need it, it just looks cool. |
Fuck that. I'll just use the ATM thanks. |
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Question 6: You save the day and some random slut you saved is at your mercy. You... |
...do nothing. I've got enough women. |
Take her home for some alone time. |
Fuck the bitch right there, right now. Infront of everyone. |
Nothing. You prefer the cock. |
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Question 7: Eric Bauman is threatening to shut down Newgrounds.com, and you are the last one who can stop him. You... |
Start up a riot outside of his Lair of Doom. |
Take him down by any means necessary. |
Cut the fucker into bits and bury him in the back yard. If anyone has a problem, do the same to them. |
I'm to busy on 4Chan to care. |
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Question 8: You are 8 questions into a quiz, and your mouse clicking finger starts to get sore. What do you do? |
Take a break and finish it later. |
Use my other hand. |
Bite off your damn finger and replace it with a knife. It was just holding you back. |
Get someone to kiss it better. |
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Question 9: You are in prison, and a big black fag wants to rape you. How do you handle the situation? |
Blurt out some racial remarks and get changed cells. |
Start a fight until the guards interrupt. Then rape them all. |
Bite the fuckers ear off and use him as a footstool. |
Take it. You'll probably start to like it. |
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Question 10: You are elected President. Who is your Vice President? |
Pedro |
Sarah Connor |
Bruce Lee |
Bill Gates |
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YOU ARE Scoreboard: 0 or less - Generic Girly Man Weapon of Choice: Hairbrush You are a generic girly man. You enjoy beauty products and most likely gulping back large amounts of semen. You are not a real man. 1-10 - Stephen Hawkings Weapon of Choice: Wheelchair/Brain You have a supererior intellect and use it to outsmart your foes. Although you are capable of handling yourself in some situations, in most cases you'll find yourself on the short end of the stick. Now why don't you use that big brain of yours to pimp out your wheelchair with some rockets. 11-15 - The Terminator WoC: Shotgun A muscular manly man indeed. You are the strength and quick thinking skills required to be a real man, but seriously, wheres the risk when you are practically invincible? |
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YOU ARE Scoreboard: 16-19 - Leon S. Kennedy Weapon of Choice: Handgun A smart thinker and well trained in both hand to hand combat and gunplay. It seems like there is no problem to tough for you. 20-23 - Solid Snake Weapon of Choice: CQC A master of stealth and close quarters combat. You can take down an entire army before they even know you are on to them. Still, a real man wouldn't mind being a little more gritty. 24-27 - BigBadRon WoC: Level 60 Banstick You are BigBadRon. You are ruthless and cunning, and don't care what anyone thinks about you. You take to the screaming masses of n00bs with your banstick and doesn't afraid of anything. |
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YOU ARE Scoreboard: 28-29 - Chuck Norris WoC: Your entire being. *Insert Chuck Norris joke here* 30 - Ashley Williams You are Ashley Williams. The ultimate man. You are arrogant, selfish and a major badass. Not only are you an (unexplainably) intelligent person, able to contruct a fully functioning fake hand and amongst other things, but you are a skilled fighter who doesn't afraid of anything. It's not like you even need a weapon anyway, they just make you more of a badass. But then again, someone who cuts of their own hand and replaces it with a chainsaw is already as badass as a person can get. |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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