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How Manly Are You.swf

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Flash #60109

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Question 1:
It's time for lunch, but theres one
problem, all you have in your house
is two slices of bread. What do you
do?

NEXT

Shut the fuck up and eat the
damn bread.

Food? Food is for the
weak!

Get a handfull of nails and
make a damn sandwhich.

Buy some more food from the sissy
store.

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Question 2:
Your in a bar harrassing women, well all of
a sudden you are approached by a man
twice your size with a baseball bat. He
acuses you of harrassing is how. How do
you react?

Apologize. A real man knows
when to back down.

Call him a name and run
like buggery.

JUST A BASEBALL BAT? You
can take this fucker!

Fall on the ground crying.

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Question 3:
Your wife walks in on you and
another women. After the initial
shock, she starts throwing vases and
other objects at you. You...

Try to calm her down and sort
things out,

Slap the bitch then get
back to business.

Rape her, then go to a titty bar.

Run. This is one fight you can't win.

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Question 4:
You're climbing Mt. Everest with your
bare hands, when all of a sudden you
start to slip. Barely holding on with
one hand, what is your next move?

Try and hold on until help
arrives.

Try and pull yourself up.
200 kilo's of muscle
can't be that heavy.

Pfft. Just let go. The fall can't
hurt that much.

OMGIDONTWANNADIEOMGOMGOMGI
HAVESOMUCHTOLIVEFORHELP!!!!

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Question 5:
A supervillian has been seen terrorizing a
city bank, and you need some cash. The
only way to get it is to take the sucker
down. Whats your weapon of choice.

Swords, knives, grenades and
anything else you can get your
hands on.

Weapons? I'll use my
fists thanks.

A shotgun and a chainsaw. Not
that you need it, it just looks
cool.

Fuck that. I'll just use the ATM thanks.

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Question 6:
You save the day and some random
slut you saved is at your mercy.
You...

...do nothing. I've got enough
women.

Take her home for some
alone time.

Fuck the bitch right there, right
now. Infront of everyone.

Nothing. You prefer the cock.

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Question 7:
Eric Bauman is threatening to shut
down Newgrounds.com, and you are
the last one who can stop him. You...

Start up a riot outside of his Lair
of Doom.

Take him down by any
means necessary.

Cut the fucker into bits and
bury him in the back yard. If
anyone has a problem, do the
same to them.

I'm to busy on 4Chan to care.

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Question 8:
You are 8 questions into a quiz, and
your mouse clicking finger starts to
get sore. What do you do?

Take a break and finish it later.

Use my other hand.

Bite off your damn finger and
replace it with a knife. It was
just holding you back.

Get someone to kiss it better.

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Question 9:
You are in prison, and a big black fag
wants to rape you. How do you
handle the situation?

Blurt out some racial remarks
and get changed cells.

Start a fight until the
guards interrupt. Then
rape them all.

Bite the fuckers ear off and use
him as a footstool.

Take it. You'll probably start to like it.

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Question 10:
You are elected President. Who is
your Vice President?

Pedro

Sarah Connor

Bruce Lee

Bill Gates

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YOU ARE
Scoreboard:
0 or less - Generic Girly Man
Weapon of Choice: Hairbrush
You are a generic girly man. You enjoy beauty
products and most likely gulping back large
amounts of semen. You are not a real man.
1-10 - Stephen Hawkings
Weapon of Choice: Wheelchair/Brain
You have a supererior intellect and use it to
outsmart your foes. Although you are capable of
handling yourself in some situations, in most cases
you'll find yourself on the short end of the stick.
Now why don't you use that big brain of yours to
pimp out your wheelchair with some rockets.
11-15 - The Terminator
WoC: Shotgun
A muscular manly man indeed. You are the
strength and quick thinking skills required to be a
real man, but seriously, wheres the risk when you
are practically invincible?

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YOU ARE
Scoreboard:
16-19 - Leon S. Kennedy
Weapon of Choice: Handgun
A smart thinker and well trained in both hand to
hand combat and gunplay. It seems like there is
no problem to tough for you.
20-23 - Solid Snake
Weapon of Choice: CQC
A master of stealth and close quarters combat.
You can take down an entire army before they
even know you are on to them. Still, a real man
wouldn't mind being a little more gritty.
24-27 - BigBadRon
WoC: Level 60 Banstick
You are BigBadRon. You are ruthless and cunning,
and don't care what anyone thinks about you. You
take to the screaming masses of n00bs with your
banstick and doesn't afraid of anything.

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YOU ARE
Scoreboard:
28-29 - Chuck Norris
WoC: Your entire being.
*Insert Chuck Norris joke here*
30 - Ashley Williams
You are Ashley Williams. The ultimate man. You
are arrogant, selfish and a major badass. Not only
are you an (unexplainably) intelligent person, able
to contruct a fully functioning fake hand and
amongst other things, but you are a skilled fighter
who doesn't afraid of anything. It's not like you
even need a weapon anyway, they just make you
more of a badass. But then again, someone who
cuts of their own hand and replaces it with a
chainsaw is already as badass as a person can get.

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