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Click Me - Ask Me.swf

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Flash #60945

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Text
Ask me a yes or no
question and it shall be
answered correctly
when you click me.

Click Me - Ask Me!

Yes.

No.

Are you kidding me. Of
course not!

What do you think?!

WTF are you saying? I
can't understand.

Maybe.

Proberly.

Only an idiot can't
answer that!

Positively didily!

Negative sir!

Yep!

Most likely, yes.

Most likely not.

I can't answer that
right know.

.......................
WTF!
You're gay!

Even Mr. Bean knows
the answer to that!
It's obviously yes!

Womanizer, Woman
Womanizer, You're a
womanizer! Oh! You're
talking to me?!

O.O
Let's go with yes
before the police take
me away.

How dare you say that!
Mangekyou Sharingan!

Yeah, yeah, baby!

Of course you're gay!
Wait, what?! That
wasn't the question?!

Of course not!

Of course not, man!

It's obviously no.
Anybody with a brain
can see that.

Hey, have you seen my
brother. He's dumb
enough to answer that
question for you.

Not now please. Go ask
somebody else like
Homer Simpson.

If I say no and you're
a girl, will you have
sex with me.

If I say yes and
you're a girl, will you
have sex with me.

I'm not answering.

Depends, but I think
it's a yes.

Robots like me don't
have time for a million
questions. We can only
answer 999,999.

Hee Haw! If you know
who says that, then
it's a yes.

You bore me with
you're silly questions
that the answers are
obviously no.

Press my button again
for the answer.

MALFUNCTION
SHUTTING DOWN
Unless you press the
button again.

No, unless you want to
be gay.

I wonder how many
times you pressed this
button. If less then
10, then yes. Higher is
no.

My artificial
intelligence is haveing a
guagmire. Ask again.

Whoever is asking is
going to be eaten
tommorow by one of
his best friends.

Are you going to stop
bothering me?!

If I say yes, will you
leave me alone.

If I say no, will you
leave me alone.

I'm slipping into the
lava, be-e-cause the
answer is no-o-o!

I reconmend you go
see the doctor because
your face is broken.

I really want to say
something about that
ugly face of yours, but
I'm not going to.

This comment has been
removed by Tom Fulp
due to insults about
the staff of NG.

Fuck no!

Fuck yeah!

I'm sensing a pattern
about you're questions.

You unlocked the big
NO!

You unlocked the big
YES!

Did you know that if
you press this button
1000 times, a surprise
will apear.

Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
And yes!

Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
And no!

Why don't you ask
Coraline, the explorer.

Not now, I'm watching
a movie.

Have sex with Britney
Spears and you'll find
out the answer and the
fact that she's a
grandmother.

Click here to find out.

Translate this:
否!

Translate this:
是!

Say that question again
and it will be a federal
offense.

It's yes and will never
be no. Never!

It's no and will never
be yes. Never!

Flip and coin (yes and
no) and it'll be no.

Flip and coin (yes and
no) and it'll be yes.

Please ask the again.

Pardon?!

Excuse me?

WTF do you mean.

Proberly yes. But I'm
not too sure.

Most likely no but
100% sure, I am not.

Are you going to do
this all day? Because I
can't.

You have disconnected
from Holonboy's
server. Press again to
try to re-connect.

Yes, dude!

No, dude!

Let's go with whatever
that will make you
happy.

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