Frame 1
	strange.gotoAndStop("happy");
	stop();
Frame 20
	lasso = new Sound();
	lasso.attachSound("cartoon lasso");
	lasso.start();
Frame 30
	strange.gotoAndPlay("glad");
Frame 40
	line1 = new Sound();
	line1.attachSound("ah time to see");
	line1.start();
Frame 169
	win = new Sound();
	win.attachSound("windows fanfare");
	win.start();
Frame 185
	pop = new Sound();
	pop.attachSound("cartoon pop");
	pop.start();
Frame 188
	pop.start();
Frame 191
	pop.start();
Frame 211
	mine = new Sound();
	mine.attachSound("mine");
	mine.start();
Frame 222
	mine.start();
Frame 232
	mine.start();
Frame 250
	mine.start();
Frame 279
	mine.start();
Frame 282
	swish = new Sound();
	swish.attachSound("cartoon little swish");
	swish.start();
Frame 296
	line2 = new Sound();
	line2.attachSound("why thank you");
	line2.start();
Frame 327
	swish.start();
Frame 340
	line3 = new Sound();
	line3.attachSound("abusive");
	line3.start();
Frame 369
	swish.start();
Frame 384
	line4 = new Sound();
	line4.attachSound("spanish");
	line4.start();
Frame 460
	lasso.start();
Frame 490
	swish.start();
Frame 498
	line5 = new Sound();
	line5.attachSound("what the fuck");
	line5.start();
Frame 530
	line6 = new Sound();
	line6.attachSound("is this a joke i must get");
	line6.start();
Frame 673
	lasso.start();
Frame 683
	line7 = new Sound();
	line7.attachSound("tiger_chick");
	line7.start();
Frame 765
	line8 = new Sound();
	line8.attachSound("wait a minute");
	line8.start();
	swish.start();
Frame 798
	rip = new Sound();
	rip.attachSound("rip");
	rip.start();
Frame 820
	line9 = new Sound();
	line9.attachSound("by god its a cyborg mutation");
	line9.start();
Frame 966
	line10 = new Sound();
	line10.attachSound("correct i was created by the");
	line10.start();
Frame 1120
	line11 = new Sound();
	line11.attachSound("i must end this abomination of");
	line11.start();
	swish.start();
Frame 1183
	line12 = new Sound();
	line12.attachSound("and i wouldve gotten away with it");
	line12.start();
Frame 1259
	cock = new Sound();
	cock.attachSound("cock");
	cock.start();
Frame 1266
	fire = new Sound();
	fire.attachSound("fire");
	fire.start();
Frame 1289
	aise = new Sound();
	aise.attachSound("aise");
	aise.start();
Frame 1355
	stop();
Frame 1356
	aise.stop();
	end = new Sound();
	end.attachSound("end");
	end.start();
Symbol 34 MovieClip Frame 1
	x = new Date();
	y = x.getSeconds();
	z = x.getHours();
	setProperty(this.secondhand, _rotation , y * 6);
	setProperty(this.minutehand, _rotation , x.getMinutes() * 6);
	if (z > 12) {
		z = z - 12;
	}
	setProperty(this.hourhand, _rotation , (z * 30) + (x.getMinutes() / 2));
Symbol 34 MovieClip Frame 2
	x = new Date();
	y = x.getSeconds();
	z = x.getHours();
	setProperty(this.secondhand, _rotation , y * 6);
	setProperty(this.minutehand, _rotation , x.getMinutes() * 6);
	if (z > 12) {
		z = z - 12;
	}
	setProperty(this.hourhand, _rotation , (z * 30) + (x.getMinutes() / 2));
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 11
	stop();
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 20
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 29
	stop();
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 38
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 47
	stop();
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 56
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 66
	stop();
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 75
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 84
	stop();
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 95
	stop();
Symbol 55 MovieClip Frame 1
	loadpercentage = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
	setProperty(bar, _xscale , loadpercentage);
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() >= _root.getBytesTotal()) {
		_root.play();
	}
Symbol 55 MovieClip Frame 2
	loadpercentage = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
	setProperty(bar, _xscale , loadpercentage);
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() >= _root.getBytesTotal()) {
		_root.play();
	}
Symbol 61 MovieClip Frame 8
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 10
	stop();
Symbol 145 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 154 MovieClip Frame 1
	setProperty(_parent.credits, _y , getProperty(_parent.credits, _y) - 0.8);
	if (getProperty(_parent.credits, _y) <= -1056) {
		_root.nextFrame();
	}
Symbol 154 MovieClip Frame 2
	setProperty(_parent.credits, _y , getProperty(_parent.credits, _y) - 0.8);
	if (getProperty(_parent.credits, _y) <= -1056) {
		_root.nextFrame();
	}
Symbol 162 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2);
}