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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="30" color="#00ff00" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">Hello, I&apos;m JujubeLock</font></p>

<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="30" color="#00ff00" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">And this is &quot;How Not To Get Banned <sbr />from Newgrounds&quot;</font></p>

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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="25" color="#ff0000" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">BAN</font></p>

For many aspiring artists, the internet is
a confusing place.

But with a little "netiquette," you can go
from a McCain...

To a sophisticated internetting machine.

<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="30" color="#00ff00" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">So without further delay, here&apos;s how not <sbr />to get banned!</font></p>

Newgrounds has many places
to get banned from...

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The BBS, the flash portal, and
reviews...

You might be able to banned
from the audio portal too...

<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="40" color="#00ff00" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">&lt;)))</font></p>

But who the hell cares?

To avoid being banned from
the BBS...

Simply be more educated
than a retarded lemur...

Check if your post will be
insightful, funny, or interesting

If you aren't sure, lurk for a
few months until you are,

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Lurking
Bush

Because people on there will
never forget anything.

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Except their social lives of
course.

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Next if you are going to leave
a review, ask if the review...

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Will be helpful to the author or
at the very least non-offensive

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If not, then people will jump
on a free whistle point.

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Newgroundites would kill their
grandmas for internet points.

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Next, to avoid getting banned
from the flash portal...

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WATCH THE DAMN
TUTORIALS.

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Taking a few minutes to work
on your flash, will save you...

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T

a 30 day portal ban.

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After all, your "free" trial only
lasts 30 days...

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Wouldn't you like to use all 30
of them?

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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="53" color="#ff0000" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">:3</font></p>

But for one last bit of advice,

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The easiest way not to get
banned is to join the LL.

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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="53" color="#ff0000" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">www.locklegion.com</font></p>

We have our own forum so
you don't have to post at NG.

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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="53" color="#ff0000" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">www.locklegion.com</font></p>

We only review each other's
flash because we are elitist.

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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="53" color="#ff0000" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">www.locklegion.com</font></p>

And we "support" each other's
work.

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Clearly, being a Lock will
ensure avoiding NG bans.

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That concludes how not to get
banned from NG.

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Avoiding bans at all costs is
clearly more important...

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than ever posting, reviewing,
and flashing at NG at all.

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Because the Internet is
serious business...

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And being banned from a
single website will lead to

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The end of the world.

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Goodnight Newgroundites!

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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="40" color="#00ff00" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1"> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The End</font></p><p align="left"></p><p align="left"></p>

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<p align="left"><font face="Arial" size="40" color="#00ff00" letterSpacing="0.000000" kerning="1">A jujube lock production</font></p>

Copyright 2008
Visit www.locklegion.com

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