swfchan: SRM does Gears of War.swf (info)

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Mel, get on over here!

I'm comin as fast as I can, but these Locust guys are... AGH!

Mel, I'd help ya but I can't read those little puny High-Definition subtitles

It's OK, I'll throw a grenade!

Don't throw that grenade!

Expendable guy, run out there and be a distraction while I rescue my stupid cousin.

WUGGEH! Use the Hammer of Dawn!

Get up, stupid!

Cousin SRM, ya gotta press the X button or I can't get up!

Cousin Mel, I have no idea what that means.

Freakin shootin at us again!

Mel, I'm outta ammo, can you shoot at them?

I would if you'd just press the freakin X button!

Impossible! Expendable guy, help us out!

*death*

We need to use the ultimate weapon! It's our only hope!

I call upon... HDR BLOOM LIGHTING!

*screams*

Thank the Devs for obnoxious lightin techniques!

C'mon Wuggeh, let's go home!

CREDITS

All art, animation, voices, and writing by
battosai810
Special thanks to the guys at Epic for making Gears of War
If you liked this, watch the rest of my animations, they're
pretty gewd
I seriously just swallowed an ice cube while writing this.
Like, seriously, I was just drinking my glass of Sprite and
an ice cube slid down my gullet. I would have gagged if it
was a bigger ice cube, but luckily it wasn't.
HOT DAMN! Bonus scene coming up! Here it comes....
Here it comes...

Is anyone out there? I could use some help... or an X button...

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