Instance of Symbol 47 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.flag = 0;
	this._alpha = 100;
	this._visible = 0;
	_root.subtoggle = 1;
	_root.subtitle = "";
	_root.stop();
	if ((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) >= 0.2) {
		_root.play();
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._visible = 1;
	switch (this.flag) {
		case 0 : 
			this._alpha = this._alpha + ((100 - this._alpha) * 0.3);
			if (this._alpha >= 94) {
				this._alpha = 100;
				this.flag = 1;
			}
			break;
		case 1 : 
			if ((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) >= 0.97) {
				this.flag = 2;
			}
			break;
		case 2 : 
			this._alpha = this._alpha + ((-this._alpha) * 0.4);
			if (this._alpha > 5) { 
				break;
			}
			_root.play();
	}
}
Frame 74
	_root.subtitle = "";
Instance of Symbol 80 MovieClip in Frame 74
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.sub != 0) {
		this._visible = 1;
	} else {
		this._visible = 0;
	}
	Stage.scaleMode = "showAll";
	this._y = Stage.height - 20;
	this._x = Stage.width / 2;
	this.bg._width = Stage.width;
	this.toggler._x = (Stage.width / -2) + 25;
	this.toggler._y = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subtoggle == 1) {
		this.text = _root.subtitle;
		if ((_root.subtitle == undefined) || (_root.subtitle == "")) {
			this.bg._visible = 0;
		} else {
			this.bg._visible = 1;
		}
	} else {
		this.text = "";
		this.bg._visible = 0;
	}
}
Frame 104
	_root.subtitle = "Woah! They're right on our tail.";
Frame 181
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 308
	_root.subtitle = "My pet child is the sicks.";
Frame 366
	_root.subtitle = "Come on Junior. Its time for a visit to the vets.";
Frame 460
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 461
	_root.subtitle = "No!";
Frame 512
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 514
	_root.subtitle = "Hot damn!";
Frame 538
	_root.subtitle = "Junior! You're being a silly boy.";
Frame 612
	_root.subtitle = "You just need to calm down. The vets ar'nt that bad.";
Frame 711
	_root.subtitle = "I'm scared. I want a piss.";
Frame 782
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 783
	_root.subtitle = "Th.. that can wait.";
Frame 827
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 854
	_root.subtitle = "Faggotstar went to the vet, and look what happened.";
Frame 910
	_root.subtitle = "Faggotstar and Junior please.";
Frame 961
	_root.subtitle = "Ooo Junior, thats us.";
Frame 1005
	_root.subtitle = "Yes, come on in you silly cunts.";
Frame 1066
	_root.subtitle = "Faggotstar was going to give me a cameo.";
Frame 1110
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1120
	_root.subtitle = "But I was too busy jacking off.";
Frame 1156
	_root.subtitle = "You dirty boy.";
Instance of Symbol 80 MovieClip in Frame 1185
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_root.sub != 0) {
		this._visible = 1;
	} else {
		this._visible = 0;
	}
	Stage.scaleMode = "showAll";
	this._y = Stage.height - 20;
	this._x = Stage.width / 2;
	this.bg._width = Stage.width;
	this.toggler._x = (Stage.width / -2) + 25;
	this.toggler._y = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.subtoggle == 1) {
		this.text = _root.subtitle;
		if ((_root.subtitle == undefined) || (_root.subtitle == "")) {
			this.bg._visible = 0;
		} else {
			this.bg._visible = 1;
		}
	} else {
		this.text = "";
		this.bg._visible = 0;
	}
}
Frame 1186
	_root.subtitle = "So, whats the problem.";
Frame 1239
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1242
	_root.subtitle = "Well he's been pissing all over the ceiling..";
Frame 1295
	_root.subtitle = "..and his anus is inflated like a donut.";
Frame 1369
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1376
	_root.subtitle = "WARGH.";
Frame 1405
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1406
	_root.subtitle = "Yeah, but whats the problem.";
Frame 1454
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1459
	_root.subtitle = "Well erm, ar'nt you meant to tell me?";
Frame 1526
	_root.subtitle = "Huh, what do you think I am? Qualified?";
Frame 1609
	_root.subtitle = "Ha ha ha ha.";
Frame 1690
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 1703
	_root.subtitle = "I'll tell you what, I'll give him one of these long ass needles.";
Frame 1795
	_root.subtitle = "Cures just about every disease. I dont know what this one is..";
Frame 1874
	_root.subtitle = "..but I'm sure it'll cure that as well.";
Frame 1926
	_root.subtitle = "Hey, nobody sticks a needle in my juniors ass without my consent.";
Frame 2076
	_root.subtitle = "What the hell is that stuff?";
Frame 2137
	_root.subtitle = "Would'nt you like to know.";
Frame 2179
	_root.subtitle = "Y'OWCH! DOH! DOWEYJH";
Frame 2233
	_root.subtitle = "Oh thats the bell, I gotta go.";
Frame 2308
	_root.subtitle = "Er, I left my child in the oven.";
Frame 2394
	_root.subtitle = "";
Frame 2408
	stop();
Symbol 7 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 5 MovieClip "part1" in Symbol 7 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._rotation = (_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) * 180;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = (this._rotation + ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) * 180)) / 2;
}
Instance of Symbol 5 MovieClip "part2" in Symbol 7 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._rotation = ((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) * -180) + 180;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation = (this._rotation + (((_root._framesloaded / _root._totalframes) * -180) + 180)) / 2;
}
Instance of Symbol 19 MovieClip in Symbol 24 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation++;
}
Instance of Symbol 19 MovieClip in Symbol 31 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this._rotation++;
}
Symbol 35 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 88
	stop();
Symbol 78 Button
on (release) {
	switch (_root.subtoggle) {
		case 0 : 
			_root.subtoggle = 1;
			break;
		case 1 : 
			_root.subtoggle = 0;
			break;
		default : 
			_root.subtoggle = 1;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 73 MovieClip in Symbol 79 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.gotoAndStop(_root.subtoggle + 1);
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this.gotoAndStop(_root.subtoggle + 1);
}
Instance of Symbol 150 MovieClip in Symbol 154 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	this.timer = 0;
	this.rott = random(140) - 70;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	this.timer++;
	if (this.timer >= 6) {
		this.timer = 0;
		this.rott = random(140) - 70;
	}
	this._rotation = (this._rotation + this.rott) / 2;
}
Symbol 293 MovieClip Frame 8
	stop();
Symbol 294 Button
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
	_root.gotoAndPlay("mrsimonintroend");
}
Symbol 298 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.mrsimon.co.uk", "_blank");
}