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Jokes at the Bar Ep. 7.swf

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Flash #68875

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Hey, SwirlBerryClock!

What happened to you!?

What happened to you!?

You got owned!

You got owned!

You got owned!

Long story...

But do you want to hear a joke?

But do you want to hear a joke?

Sure! Let me hear it.

Ok!

What do you call a vampire

with a cold?

What?

A cold vampire.

Nosfer-"Achoo!"

LOL OMFG PUNCHLINE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Sniffle* *Sniffle*

*Sniffle* *Sniffle*

*Crying*

*Crying*

*Crying*

*Crying*

Shut the fuck up.

CREDITS:
Concept: LotusClock
Drawing:* Splatter
Animation: Splatter
Starring:
Splatter
swirlberryclock
*SwirlBerryClock was not
drawn by me, he was drawn
completely by himself.
Special thanks:
swirlberryclock
lotusclock
jerifan2004

THE END

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