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As with the current state of the world, it is expected that World War III will be fought within the next two hundred years. Possibly sooner or later. What follows, is the generally accepted theory on what it will be like. |
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America is pissy with the Middle East because they won't give up all of their fuel and energy sources absolutely free. |
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Meanwhile, China is pissy with everywhere. No reason. |
France is angry that everybody somehow got the impression that they weren't of great military capability. They decide to invade Germany to show that they can win a fight. |
Unfortunately, France's main supplier of white flags is shut down on the eve of the attack. France's military is crippled and they are easily defeated by Germany. |
Poland decides to help out France, since they still haven't gotten over WWII. Now that three countries are involved, it's a world war. |
Spain sees this as an opportunity to test out their new ships. These ones have glass bottoms so that they can get a good look at the old Spanish navy. They side with Germany and try to invade Great Britain. |
Britain repels Spain by exploiting their enemies weakness - crappy tactics. Spain keeps coming after them. |
A few years pass like this. Britain repels Spain. Germany fights France and Poland. |
News reaches America that there's a war going on. It is seen as a good opportunity to free those pesky Arabs of their oil. Troops are sent to the Middle East and to Britain. |
American troops reach Britain and announce that they will free them from the occupying Spanish. Britain informs them that they aren't being occupied by anyone. America puts its hands over its ears and screams for a bit. |
Americans spam the Prime Minister of Canada's Myspace page because Canada won't join the war. He gets upset and removes America from his friends list. |
Australia's wondering what's going on. Nobody tells them because there's concern that Americans won't be able to distinguish them from the enemy. Although nobody is really sure who the enemy is now. |
Italy changes sides. Nobody knows who's side it was on before, or who it's with now. Nobody cares. |
Japan considers bombing America as an excuse to stir up things. They then remember what happened last time, and bomb Finland instead. For the lulz. |
It turns out that Finland is friends with Poland who's friends with Britain who's friends with America. Japan is put back in it's place - a cancer treatment centre. |
Tired of being in the dark, Canada and Australia join forces. Now as powerful as Luxemburg, the join America in invading Pakistan so they get a share of that oil. |
Spain decides that they're bored and join up with China. They declare Anartica their land and dare people to try and stop them. |
Russia, who's secretly been hiding weapons of mass destruction, bombs Antartica. The ice-caps melt and a load of places get flooded. |
This pisses off Zimbabwe, as it means not all of their people are dying of thirst. They team up with Britain, another flooded area, to free Germany which everybody seemed to have forgotten about. |
America can't remember who's side it's on so it bombs Britain, France, Germany, Poland, Italy, Canada, Australia, Zimbabwe, China, Japan, Finland, Pakistan, Russia and the ocean where Antartica was. Then itself, to get rid of any spies. |
All of those other African countries that people were busy not caring about crawl out of hiding and declare the world theirs. Nobody is left to stop them. WW III ends. |
About this time, aliens arrive on earth. I'll go into that some other time. |
Flash by Sidorio. Music by Kaiser Cheifs. Images stolen. Special thanks to Newgrounds and you, if you vote five. |
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ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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FileAttributes (69) | Timeline Frame 1 | Access local files only, Metadata not present, AS1/AS2. |
Labels
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