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WW III.swf

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Flash #71475

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As with the current state of the world, it is expected that
World War III will be fought within the next two hundred
years.
Possibly sooner or later.
What follows, is the generally accepted theory on what it
will be like.

Proceed

America is pissy with the Middle East because they won't
give up all of their fuel and energy sources absolutely free.

Continue

Meanwhile, China is pissy with everywhere. No reason.

France is angry that everybody somehow got the
impression that they weren't of great military capability.
They decide to invade Germany to show that they can win a
fight.

Unfortunately, France's main supplier of white flags is shut
down on the eve of the attack. France's military is crippled
and they are easily defeated by Germany.

Poland decides to help out France, since they still haven't
gotten over WWII. Now that three countries are involved,
it's a world war.

Spain sees this as an opportunity to test out their new
ships. These ones have glass bottoms so that they can get a
good look at the old Spanish navy. They side with Germany
and try to invade Great Britain.

Britain repels Spain by exploiting their enemies weakness -
crappy tactics. Spain keeps coming after them.

A few years pass like this. Britain repels Spain. Germany
fights France and Poland.

News reaches America that there's a war going on. It is
seen as a good opportunity to free those pesky Arabs of
their oil. Troops are sent to the Middle East and to Britain.

American troops reach Britain and announce that they will
free them from the occupying Spanish. Britain informs them
that they aren't being occupied by anyone. America puts its
hands over its ears and screams for a bit.

Americans spam the Prime Minister of Canada's Myspace
page because Canada won't join the war. He gets upset and
removes America from his friends list.

Australia's wondering what's going on. Nobody tells them
because there's concern that Americans won't be able to
distinguish them from the enemy. Although nobody is really
sure who the enemy is now.

Italy changes sides. Nobody knows who's side it was on
before, or who it's with now. Nobody cares.

Japan considers bombing America as an excuse to stir up
things. They then remember what happened last time, and
bomb Finland instead. For the lulz.

It turns out that Finland is friends with Poland who's
friends with Britain who's friends with America. Japan is
put back in it's place - a cancer treatment centre.

Tired of being in the dark, Canada and Australia join forces.
Now as powerful as Luxemburg, the join America in
invading Pakistan so they get a share of that oil.

Spain decides that they're bored and join up with China.
They declare Anartica their land and dare people to try and
stop them.

Russia, who's secretly been hiding weapons of mass
destruction, bombs Antartica. The ice-caps melt and a load
of places get flooded.

This pisses off Zimbabwe, as it means not all of their people
are dying of thirst. They team up with Britain, another
flooded area, to free Germany which everybody seemed to
have forgotten about.

America can't remember who's side it's on so it bombs
Britain, France, Germany, Poland, Italy, Canada, Australia,
Zimbabwe, China, Japan, Finland, Pakistan, Russia and the
ocean where Antartica was. Then itself, to get rid of any
spies.

All of those other African countries that people were busy
not caring about crawl out of hiding and declare the world
theirs. Nobody is left to stop them. WW III ends.

About this time, aliens arrive on earth. I'll go into that some
other time.

Flash by Sidorio.
Music by Kaiser Cheifs.
Images stolen.
Special thanks to Newgrounds and you, if you vote five.

Replay?!

ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

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Created: 9/4 -2019 07:33:43 Last modified: 9/4 -2019 07:33:43 Server time: 23/12 -2024 03:25:25