Frame 2
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Frame 22
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Frame 123
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Ghostie,";
Frame 153
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Have you seen my project?";
Frame 194
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " It\u2019s an experiment where I put poison in pasta and stick it into a fridge.";
Frame 303
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 331
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Uh oh";
Frame 361
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "";
Frame 432
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "[Gulping sounds]";
Frame 983
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1058
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "I can't wait for the new season of The Simpsons!";
Frame 1121
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Frame 1125
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Shh! It's starting!";
Frame 1155
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1166
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "'Holy crap! Marge is a robot!'";
Frame 1237
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "'Ay carumba!'";
Frame 1279
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1301
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Wow.";
Frame 1319
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "They certainly lost their edge.";
Frame 1365
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1386
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Shut up, it's starting to get good...";
Frame 1437
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1463
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "'This calls for a trip to Russia!'";
Frame 1523
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1549
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "This is worse than that show where they throw midgets-";
Frame 1589
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "-into bottomless pits!";
Frame 1626
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1635
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "You mean, The Bachelor?";
Frame 1659
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1670
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Yeah, but back in season 15-";
Frame 1720
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "-they changed the name to 'Giant Talking Bananas from Mars.'";
Frame 1804
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1813
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Oh ho, screw this. I'm going to the store with everyone else.";
Frame 1873
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1878
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Have fun at K-mart!";
Frame 1915
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1929
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "D'oh!";
Frame 1941
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 1988
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 2025
	_quality  = "MEDIUM";
Frame 2026
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 2040
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Mommy,";
Frame 2055
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "I want Froot Loops!";
Frame 2098
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2117
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Ghostie, how many times do I tell you-";
Frame 2118
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 2126
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 2161
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "-to STOP CALLING ME THAT!?";
Frame 2162
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 2169
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 2197
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2204
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "I want daddy!";
Frame 2205
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 2214
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 2258
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2286
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Contents:";
Frame 2310
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Froot, and Loops.";
Frame 2350
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Man, that's helpful.";
Frame 2375
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2380
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "I'm hungry...";
Frame 2426
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2427
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 2436
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 2437
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "I swear,";
Frame 2463
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "If you complain ONE MORE TIME";
Frame 2494
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "I'll shove this SO FAR INTO-";
Frame 2538
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 2539
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2557
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 2602
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 2616
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 2619
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "-Into... the ball!";
Frame 2668
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Because.. That's how you play pool!";
Frame 2716
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "[Nervous laugh]";
Frame 2779
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2797
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Phew, I thought you were gonna hit me with it again.";
Frame 2847
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2884
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 2974
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "[Pop noise]";
Frame 2982
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3017
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Uh oh...";
Frame 3042
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3200
	_quality  = "LOW";
Frame 3201
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "(Random noise of people chattering and passing by)";
Frame 3332
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3333
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 3399
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "(Footsteps)";
Frame 3447
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3457
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "What happened here?!";
Frame 3510
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Uh.. Tag, you're it!";
Frame 3582
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3605
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "[Crash]";
Frame 3626
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3658
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3730
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "I may be a superhero, ";
Frame 3759
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "But when it comes to meat products, I jus-";
Frame 3815
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Wait.. ";
Frame 3847
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "I'm not a superhero!";
Frame 3874
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3937
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "[Swooosh]";
Frame 3949
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3963
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 3987
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Band-aids,";
Frame 3999
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 4009
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Band-aids,";
Frame 4021
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 4029
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Band-aids,";
Frame 4043
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
Frame 4048
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Rubbing Alcohol,";
Frame 4070
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Band-aids,";
Frame 4095
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "Oh, we also have this program going,";
Frame 4153
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "You're given a lottery ticket, and if it wins,";
Frame 4204
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = "You get a trip on a boat cruise.";
Frame 4241
	this.subtitle_hold.subtitle = " ";
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Symbol 17 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 17 MovieClip Frame 2
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Symbol 40 Button
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Symbol 43 Button
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Symbol 47 Button
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Symbol 48 Button
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Symbol 49 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 49 MovieClip Frame 2
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Symbol 49 MovieClip Frame 3
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Symbol 50 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 50 MovieClip Frame 2
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Symbol 50 MovieClip Frame 3
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Symbol 545 MovieClip Frame 21
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Symbol 622 Button
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