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How do you know when a cabbage is cooked? When the wheelchair floats to the top! |
A man awakes, after being in a coma for two weeks, to see a doctor at the end of his bed. His doctor tells him, "Well.. we have some good news and some bad news." The patient asks for the bad news first. The doctor tells, "You've been in a terrible accident and have lost both of your legs knee down." The patient in obvious distress asks, "What the hell is the good news?" The doctor replies, "The man next door wants to buy your shoes." |
A woman visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states; "Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time." "Am I pregnant?" she gasped. "That is wonderful news!" "I'm afraid not," replied the doctor, "you have bowel cancer." |
Doctor: It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer. |
What do you do after you have raped a blind, deaf and mute girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell mummy. |
They say time is a great healer... Y'know, unless you have cancer. |
What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer. |
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. To be shot 2. To be hung 3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly. Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!" |
What's the difference between flowers and AIDS? I didn't give your parents flowers... |
SEXISM |
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. The second guy says " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet." The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker" They turn to a woman and ask her, "What are you? " She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, fuck, Etc" |
A man was brain dead, but rich, and so the doctors suggested a brain transplant. They showed his family the options, and said- " There are two potential donors - a man or a woman. A male brain is £500 000, a female brain is £1 000 000." "Why is there such a difference?" asked his family. "Well," said the doctor, " its like with cars - a male brain is cheaper because its been used." |
I asked the girlfriend what she wanted for Valentines Day. She said that she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I took her to Paris, got hammered on a night out, then crashed our car into a bridge support, killing her instantly. |
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking Sir?" "No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?" "No," replies the officer, "you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." |
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. |
Why do only 15 % of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell. |
A guy walks home after buying a cock sucking frog. He walks into the kitchen where his wife is doing the dishes and plonks it on the table. "What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?" she screams. "Teach it to cook and fuck off," he replies |
There are three types of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority. |
Why are women like clouds? Because when they fuck off it's usually a nice day |
I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to my place and says, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." I was very touched and aroused, and we had lots of great sex. The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This sweet girl looked into my eyes and said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." I watched my new television with great enjoyment! The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returns the original $5000 to me and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." She has enough to buy me a new boat. I thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits. |
If women are so perfect at multitasking How come they cannot have a headache and sex at the same time? |
Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse. |
RAPE |
My girlfriend told me last Christmas she wanted something suprising and sexy. Turned out she didn't mean rape. |
What's black and blue and full of semen? A rape victim. |
My marriage counsellor said I needed to be more spontaneous. So I raped her. |
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight." A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?" "No, I'm just stronger than you." |
I get very nervous after sex, as I normally have the police after me. |
Here's a chat up line that will ensure success with the ladies: 'Don't let this rape turn into a murder.' |
What's the worst thing about gang rape? Waiting your turn. |
I go to the gym a lot, its makes it easy to get girls. The last girl I raped didn’t stand a chance. |
I bought a Rape Alarm the other day. I'm always forgetting to rape someone. |
My neighbours are complaining because a child rapist has moved in down our road. Personally, I am surprised he can even get an erection at six- years-old. |
Gang rape is not funny. Not unless you're all wearing clown suits of course. |
Remember, it's not rape if you shout "surprise!" first! |
NATIONALITIES |
Zebo, a half blind five year old African orphan has to ride seven miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Please give just a small donation of two pounds and we will send you the video, it's fucking hilarious! |
According to Oxfam, two pounds a month can provide water for a village in Tanzania. So why do fucking Thames Water charge me fifty pounds a month for my three bed semi? |
Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy? He was going through a mid-life crisis. |
Give an African man a fish, and he'll feed his family for one day Give him the tools to catch fish, and he will catch thousands, sell them down the local market, make enough money to buy an AK 47 assualt rifle, declare himself dictator, hire a few mercenaries, invade the neighbouring village killing every last man, woman and child. "Now That's Incentive" |
What's the black stuff called in between elephants toes? Africans. |
What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed the family. |
What do you call an Asian with a big cock? Azif. |
Home owners are being warned about three keys that have been proven to open 72% of house doors, 86% of motor vehicles and 91% of padlocks. The police have called them pie-keys, dar-keys and pac-keys. |
What is the difference between a 69 and a Pakistani wedding? With a 69 you only have to kiss one smelly cunt! |
Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. |
Mr Singh goes to heaven. When he gets to the pearly gates, St. Peter takes one look at him and says "sorry no Asians allowed in heaven," but Mr. Singh pleads that he's a good bloke who has led a saintly life. He says, "Just last week I gave £20 to Children In Need, £30 to Help The Aged and £50 to Comic Relief". St. Peter thinks for a while then goes inside to speak to God then comes back. "Sorry mate, I've had a word with God... He says, 'here's your £100 quid back, now fuck off!'" |
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from Hong Kong to Sydney, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores and my head stuffed up a sheeps arsehole than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice." |
What's the difference between Australia and a pot of yoghurt? If you leave the lid off a pot of yoghurt it will eventually develop a culture. |
How do you tell the difference between an Australian and a New Zealander? Ask them both "Have you ever fucked a 12-year-old?" The Kiwi will answer "Eugh, course not. That's disgusting mate". Whereas the Aussie will have a puzzled look on his face and answer: "Depends, a 12-year-old what?" |
An American woman of forty wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback, and after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!" |
I'm not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. |
This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency, after receiving his money he asks "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less yuans in return?" The banker says "Fluctuations." The Chinese guy replies... "Fluck you Blitish too." |
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China? Everybody won. |
An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !" The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look. "Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to." |
I've got a tip for you: if you install the French versions of your favourite programmes, they run a lot faster. |
In Heaven, there is the ideal citizen of the world: He has the MANNERS of an Englishman, and the SEX APPEAL of the Spaniard. He has the HUMOUR of the the Irishman, and the BRAIN of the German. He has the STYLE of the Italian, and the COURAGE of the Scotsman. He has the MUSCLES of the Russian, and the WEALTH of the American. He has the SPIRITUALITY of the Indian, and the HYGENIE of the Finn. However, in hell, the reverse is true.. he is the WORST citizen.. He has the MANNERS of an Frenchman, and the SEX APPEAL of the Frenchman. He has the HUMOUR of the the Frenchman, and the BRAIN of the Frenchman. He has the STYLE of the Frenchman, and the COURAGE of the Frenchman. He has the MUSCLES of the Frenchman, and the WEALTH of the Frenchman. He has the SPIRITUALITY of the Frenchman, and the HYGENIE of the Frenchman. |
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows, it's never been done. |
Six differences between a refugee and E.T. E.T. looked better, learned English, came alone, had his own bike, didn't claim benefit and WANTED TO GO HOME! |
WEIRD |
Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six year old? Because he was a paedophile. |
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food. |
My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now. |
I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine. |
Fourteen year old virgin. No recollection from the victim. No witnesses. Carlsberg don't do rape... |
I got kicked out of school a few years back. The headmaster caught me behind the bike shed, fingering one of the girls from my class. When I was leaving, he said it was a pity, because he reckoned I was the best Maths teacher the school had ever seen. |
What is the difference between a football and a three year old? You don't feel the urge to kick footballs in the cinema. |
Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a puppy. |
I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. |
In a cruel twist of fate today, the eight year old boy who weighs twenty stone had his dinner money stolen by school bullies. They bought themselves a bike, an Xbox 360, four KFC family buckets and a weekend in Disneyland Paris. |
My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said, "We need to talk about our future." I said, "Yeah, it's gonna be fucking mental - we'll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!" I'm now single. |
I was walking along the beach when I saw a small boy lying on the sand who had been stung by a jelly fish. I remembered that if you're stung by one you should to piss on it, so I whipped my dick out and started pissing on him. His parents weren't too pleased though, apparently it doesn't work when they're dead. |
ANATOMY |
My girlfriend told me, "They're not wrinkles, they're laughter lines!" And you know what, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said about my scrotum. |
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere." |
I'm really upset, I just found my first grey pubic hair! It was between my teeth. |
A kid goes up to his dad and says “What’s a vagina look like?” His father says, “Son, before sex, a vagina looks like a rose, with pink velvety petals, and the aroma of perfume.” The kid says, “What about after sex?” His father says, “Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?” |
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and at a cost of $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After a cost of $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. |
I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got ten just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. But it's the two from my mum that really hurt.... |
I'm volunteering at nights in an abortion clinic. It's great. Not only do I get to meet loads of girls who are a bit slutty, but I know in advance that they're not looking for anything too serious. |
My ex husband went to the doctors and said that everytime he looked in the mirror he got an erection. Apparently it's because he looked like a cunt. |
FAMOUS PEOPLE |
Two chavs in a car going 80 mph. Who's driving? Stevie Wonder, hopefully. |
What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a toilet? A toilet has a smaller hole and smells better. |
Amy Winehouse was disappointed when it was explained to her that she had won five Grammys and not five Grams. |
Heath Ledger's last role is to be in the new Batman movie The Dark Knight. Just think, he was so close to being remembered as that Gay Cowboy. |
The strangest thing happened to me last night... I put my dinner in the oven as normal, and I must have left it for about 20 minutes before going back to check on it. To my surprise, when I opened the oven door, the whole thing had gone. Tray, food, everything - not a trace. Last time I buy McCann's Oven Chips... |
A little boy came home from school and said, "Dad, is God a man or a woman?" "He is both son.....male and female," he replied. "Is he black or white?" he asked. "Again, he is both black and white," the father replied. "Well, is he gay or straight then?" asked the kid. "Again, God is both gay and straight," he said. "Dad.....is it Michael Jackson?" |
Wayne Rooney is pleased to announce that he's signed up for a five book deal.........That's an awful lot of crayons he's gonna get through. |
INCEST |
Got caught wanking by mum last night... Really didn't expect her to wake up... All these years she thought she had conjunctivitis. |
Thought for the Day: If you're a Siamese twin, and you have sex with the other one, is it masturbation or incest? |
I was reunited with my long lost sister today. As soon as we saw each other the tears started to flow - we realised we'd shagged each other senseless at a party last year. |
Whats the difference between your daughter and your mother- in-law? Even when really drunk, you would never dream of fucking your mother in law. |
How do you keep your virtue in Norfolk? Run faster than your dad. |
Flash by Sidorio. Jokes and original idea by MrFinland. Music by Oasis. Thanks to all the sick fucks who enjoyed this. |
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Symbol 75 MovieClip | Uses:1 2 4 7 8 9 10 18 19 21 23 42 43 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 74 | Used by:76 |
Symbol 76 MovieClip | Uses:75 | Used by:78 |
Symbol 77 Graphic | Used by:78 | |
Symbol 78 MovieClip | Uses:76 77 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 79 Font | Used by:80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 | |
Symbol 80 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 81 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 82 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 83 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 84 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 85 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 86 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 87 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 88 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 89 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 90 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 91 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 92 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 93 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 94 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 95 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 96 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 97 Text | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 98 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 99 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 100 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 101 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 102 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 103 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 104 EditableText | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 105 Text | Uses:79 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 106 Font | Used by:107 110 111 113 115 117 119 121 123 125 127 129 130 132 134 136 138 140 142 144 146 148 149 150 152 154 157 159 161 163 165 167 169 171 173 174 175 177 179 181 183 185 187 189 191 193 195 197 198 199 201 203 205 207 209 211 213 215 217 219 221 223 225 227 229 231 233 235 237 239 241 243 244 245 247 249 251 253 255 257 259 261 263 265 267 268 269 271 273 275 277 279 281 283 284 285 287 289 291 293 295 297 298 299 301 303 305 307 308 309 | |
Symbol 107 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:108 |
Symbol 108 Button | Uses:107 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 109 Sound | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 110 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 111 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:112 |
Symbol 112 Button | Uses:111 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 113 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:114 |
Symbol 114 Button | Uses:113 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 115 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:116 |
Symbol 116 Button | Uses:115 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 117 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:118 |
Symbol 118 Button | Uses:117 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 119 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:120 |
Symbol 120 Button | Uses:119 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 121 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:122 |
Symbol 122 Button | Uses:121 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 123 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:124 |
Symbol 124 Button | Uses:123 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 125 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:126 |
Symbol 126 Button | Uses:125 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 127 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:128 |
Symbol 128 Button | Uses:127 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 129 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 130 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:131 |
Symbol 131 Button | Uses:130 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 132 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:133 135 137 139 141 143 145 147 151 153 155 156 158 160 162 164 166 168 170 172 176 178 180 182 184 186 188 190 192 194 196 200 202 204 206 208 210 212 214 216 218 220 222 224 226 228 230 232 234 236 238 240 242 246 248 250 252 254 256 258 260 262 264 266 270 272 274 276 278 280 282 286 288 290 292 294 296 300 302 304 306 |
Symbol 133 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 134 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 135 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 136 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 137 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 138 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 139 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 140 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 141 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 142 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 143 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 144 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 145 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 146 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 147 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 148 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 149 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 150 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 151 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 152 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 153 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 154 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 155 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 156 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 157 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 158 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 159 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 160 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 161 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 162 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 163 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 164 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 165 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 166 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 167 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 168 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 169 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 170 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 171 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 172 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 173 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 174 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 175 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 176 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 177 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 178 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 179 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 180 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 181 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 182 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 183 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 184 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 185 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 186 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 187 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 188 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 189 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 190 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 191 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 192 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 193 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 194 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 195 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 196 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 197 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 198 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 199 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 200 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 201 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 202 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 203 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 204 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 205 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 206 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 207 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 208 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 209 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 210 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 211 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 212 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 213 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 214 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 215 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 216 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 217 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 218 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 219 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 220 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 221 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 222 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 223 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 224 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 225 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 226 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 227 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 228 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 229 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 230 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 231 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 232 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 233 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 234 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 235 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 236 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 237 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 238 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 239 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 240 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 241 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 242 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 243 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 244 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 245 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 246 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 247 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 248 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 249 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 250 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 251 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 252 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 253 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 254 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 255 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 256 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 257 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 258 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 259 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 260 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 261 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 262 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 263 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 264 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 265 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 266 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 267 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 268 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 269 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 270 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 271 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 272 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 273 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 274 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 275 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 276 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 277 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 278 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 279 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 280 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 281 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 282 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 283 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 284 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 285 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 286 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 287 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 288 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 289 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 290 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 291 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 292 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 293 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 294 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 295 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 296 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 297 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 298 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 299 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 300 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 301 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 302 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 303 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 304 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 305 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 306 Button | Uses:132 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 307 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 308 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 309 Text | Uses:106 | Used by:Timeline |
Instance Names
"bar" | Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 4 MovieClip |
"bargfx" | Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 7 MovieClip |
"tank" | Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 21 MovieClip |
"bargfx" | Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 2 | Symbol 7 MovieClip |
"bargfx" | Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 20 | Symbol 7 MovieClip |
Special Tags
FileAttributes (69) | Timeline Frame 1 | Access local files only, Metadata not present, AS1/AS2. |
Labels
"LOAD" | Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 1 |
"COMPLETE_STOP" | Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 2 |
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