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REVIEWER
PWNAGE

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Welcome to Reviewer
pwnage!

And here is our host....

R E V I E W E R   P W N A G E

STRAWBERRY CLOCK!

Good day sirs!

This is your lovable huggable host

Strawberry Clock

Bringing to you another fabulous dose

of Review Fun!

Oh..wait?

You won't believe what happened

to me earlier!

So yeah, I was walking down the street

and this guy needed a lift to London

so I was all like...

LOL B! CAN I DRIVE?

Well anyways! Onto our First Review!

It's from DarkVada, who I must say is

a highly intelligent individual! :)

Here's what he had to say about

Reviewer Pwnage 1!

Well, he obviously isn't on about the

Clock. Crew.

Because there is an S in the word.

So I thought he may be on about this!

Hey there little Timmy

Looks like your watch is broken again!

I bet you'd give anything to fix that watch huh?

Well look no further, because here enters...

a new kind of SUPERHERO!

Clock Screw

Woo and yay! Clock Screw's here to fix my watch!

That's right Timmy! Let me Fix your watch!!

Just hold it together....

And i'll Screw

SCREW

SCREW

Oh thank you so much my watch is working fine now!

lol. All in A days work!!

FOR CLOCKSCREW!!

Argh! I hate those fucking CLOCKSCREW adverts!

They are so annoying!!!

PWNED!

lol. What a fag!

Anyways, onto our next review.

It's from TheSadnessOfLife

and here's what he had to say about

"A Homer Simpson Soundboard"

Harsh, harsh words.

Sadly, the flash author took these comments...

...a little too seriously.

LOL IM SORRY
I'M NOT FUNNY
"THELIFEOFSADNESS"

So to cheer him up and stop him from becoming

an Emo...

We found out a little more about this cocky shitfaced

little character, that drove the flash author to misery.

Have a look at this!

Check out this reply he made in a
BBS thread to PowerRangerGREEN

"You Fail at Life"

A hilarious review he made for LR Prelude:

Says the Hardcore HENTAI FREAK!

LOL

PWNED

Alright! On to our last review of the day!

It's from Link-Moon, the supposed 26 year old

Here's the Highly Constructive Criticism he has to

Say about "Foamy : Japanese Capers"

Learn to do good flash?

Why Don't you! Give it a go!

Also those are some pretty cool favourites you have there

And Boy oh Boy! What great music taste you have!

EMO

EMO

Well that's all the time we have for now!

And remember, unless you want to end up in the next

Reviewer Pwnage....

Remember to read the Reviewing Rules!

Until Next time....

FARE THEE WELL! :)

CREDITS
Storyboard/Idea
Frankiedaman
Music
Azumanga Daioh - Sora Mimi Cake
Fushigi Yuugi OP
Culture Beat - Mr Vain
Bakuretsu Hunters OP
Voice Acting
Speakonia
Graphics
Frankiedaman
Strawberry Clock FLA courtesy of CC FLA library
Random Pics from Google (I forget where)
Handful of Raised Llamas
Provided by Frankiedaman
Local Cheese Farming Initiative
Started and opened by Frankiedaman
Everything else that I can't be
bothered to list
A junkie hobo I found under a bridge on the
way to work
DISCLAIMER
If you happened to be one of the people on my
show, then I apologise if i've offended you,
i'm a nice guy, rly :P
Also if you think i've stolen the idea of
Reviewer Pwnage, then suck a load of slippery
ones, because loads of people have done this
sort of thing.
Right, it's over :)

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