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The world’s only vending machine vending machine is in Kathmandu. |
On every ant’s 2nd birthday they are given a name. Every name begins with an “M”. |
Square spoons will not be commercially available until 2012. |
Circles are not actually round. It is merely an optical illusion. |
In Cyprus, January 23rd is national “hurl your guinea pig” day. |
Sugar is just very salty salt. |
Salt is just very sugary sugar. |
The lungs of an albatross will explode under ultra- violet light. |
Dogs find the phrase “essential exponential outlay” incredibly offensive and will bite off the index finger of any person saying it. |
Michael Caine is actually black. |
Before the birth of Christ, bananas were bent the other way.. |
All words in the English dictionary are acronyms. |
Snow is not suitable for vegetarians. It is almost 4% beef. |
You have to liljim really hard to become a Fulp. |
You have to Tim Really hard to become a liljim. |
Wade doesn’t know how to reply to emails. |
All the money really does go towards making stickers. |
You can’t lick your own elbow. Or your Eyes. Nor can you eat your own head. |
If you butter both side of a slice of bread and drop it, it will land on its side. |
Girls can’t be colour blind. |
Racecar is racecar backwards. |
If you translate the bible into ancient Greek and take the third word on every page you’ve got too much free time. |
“Mr. Jock, T.V. Quiz Ph.D., bags few lynx” is the shortest sentence that contains all 26 letters of the alphabet. |
You can tune a piano but you can’t Tuna Fish. |
Doc. Brown really did build a time machine. |
A Duck’s quack will not echo. |
Dogs can’t look up. |
There’s no Eskimo word for Snow. |
You lead a Cow upstairs, but not down. |
FIGMENTUM thinks caps are cool. |
10 in 2 people are dyslexic. |
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don’t. |
Will Ferrell writes romantic novels under the pseudonym Joanna Roundtree. |
Gene Hackman is a level 15 Dungeon Master. |
Sean Connery can play the Tuba. |
Beyonce was the first person to call Ghostbusters. |
The National Anthem was written by Uma Thurman. |
Blink 182’s “I wanna fuck a dog in the ass” is a clever metaphor about the plight of Native Americans. |
18.7% of all statistics are false. |
Tom Hanks is allergic to water. |
On the set of “Old School” Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn had a 36-hour thumb war. It ended in a draw. |
If you feed chocolate to a Shark they don’t let you in Sea World again. |
Adult Baboons can hold their breath for up to 7 minutes. |
Rome was actually built in a day |
Chuck Norris shot J.R. |
Maggie Simpson shot J.R. |
Gwen Stefani has never had brunch. |
Hulk Hogan can drink his own weight in Beef Gravy. |
Charlton Heston was on the Grassy Knoll |
Will Smith parties like it’s 1999. |
During the 1970’s Christopher Walken used to perform magic under the moniker “The Amazing Christo”. |
Lil Bow Wow shot J.R. |
Slipknot wear masks because they are in fact really, really ugly. |
The hundred billionth Crayola crayon ever produced was Perriwinkle Blue. |
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito really are twins. |
Nickleback let the dogs out. |
Professor Plum did it in the Conservatory with the candlestick. |
Miss. Scarlet did it in the Library with the rope. |
Mrs. White did it in the Study with the lead pipe. |
Col. Mustard did it in the Kitchen with the revolver. |
"Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und." |
If you put a newborn baby into a swimming pool you will lose your job as a midwife. |
Abe Lincon was the first man to ever experience the itch on the part of your back that you just can't reach. He then invented the stick. |
Vin Diesel is solely responsible for the band Immortal. He is every member at the same time. |
One serving of Wade Fulp contains approximately 1337 calories. |
Trix are for Kids. |
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