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This is the info page for Flash #74310 |
Flash Tutorial for making flash for dIPSHITS |
Copyright 1861 |
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Lesson 1 Number One |
Tip Number 1 for use in Flash and/or in flash movies and/or videos |
Everyone loves music in their flash movies... |
Everyone loves music in their flash movies... right? |
Everyone loves music in their flash movies... right? Of course they do... |
Everyone loves music in their flash movies... right? Of course they do... damnit. |
Well if there is one thing I have learned all these years is that audio compression is for queers. |
Everyone knows file size is directly proportional to your penis size. |
Its always a good practice to cram as much raw audio as you can into your movie. Raw audio is nature's viagra. |
WAIT!! |
WATCH THIS!!! |
Wasn't that fucking awsome? |
You couldn't do that in a million years, asshat. |
Wait... |
Wait... I'm so terribly sorry... for insulting your heritage. |
Necks |
Tip number two uno dos. |
Always include a "back" button in your movies. It doesn't necessarily need to work because who the hell wants to watch the same shit twice? |
I sure as fuck don't. |
Back |
Click |
wtf, why do you want to see that tip again? |
dumbass you ugly dumbass |
Helpful Tip Numper 4 |
For movies with large files sizes, a preloader can help out by downloading the movie completely before playing it. Of course, preloaders require more than 2 brain cells to create, and if you'd made it this far through this movie you obviously don't have the talent or mental capacity to make one. Instead, just tween a white bar to the right for a couple hundred frames to make people think something somewhere is happening. |
Observe |
Loading... |
I'm fucking loading. Now stfu. |
Yes, all done!!!!! |
Final Lesson/Tip numero 5 |
If you suck at flash, don't fret. Just steal someone else's hard work. |
Chances are, if they are good at flash, they will be so busy making flash they won't notice you stole their shit. |
To steal someone's flash just double right click the movie and save it to the mainframe. Right after that reset your kernal and rewrite your OS. |
The End. |
Bitchin' huh? |
Again? |
Special Training Hint 3 |
A great place to get your movie seen is Newgrounds.com. |
It's a shame the assholes there want nothing more than to give your movie a bad rating to get it deleted. |
If your flash movie keeps getting blammed off the NG portal, resubmit it 4 or 5 times. One of them is bound to survive! 1 - 5 to the right are all the same movie. See how deceptive number 5's title is? This will fool most NG users. |
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ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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Instance Names
"bar" | Symbol 11 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 2 MovieClip |
Labels
"loaded" | Symbol 11 MovieClip Frame 3 |
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