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![]() | This is the info page for Flash #74310 |
| Flash Tutorial for making flash for dIPSHITS |
| Copyright 1861 |
| Next |
| Lesson 1 Number One |
| Tip Number 1 for use in Flash and/or in flash movies and/or videos |
| Everyone loves music in their flash movies... |
| Everyone loves music in their flash movies... right? |
| Everyone loves music in their flash movies... right? Of course they do... |
| Everyone loves music in their flash movies... right? Of course they do... damnit. |
| Well if there is one thing I have learned all these years is that audio compression is for queers. |
| Everyone knows file size is directly proportional to your penis size. |
| Its always a good practice to cram as much raw audio as you can into your movie. Raw audio is nature's viagra. |
| WAIT!! |
| WATCH THIS!!! |
| Wasn't that fucking awsome? |
| You couldn't do that in a million years, asshat. |
| Wait... |
| Wait... I'm so terribly sorry... for insulting your heritage. |
| Necks |
| Tip number two uno dos. |
| Always include a "back" button in your movies. It doesn't necessarily need to work because who the hell wants to watch the same shit twice? |
| I sure as fuck don't. |
| Back |
| Click |
| wtf, why do you want to see that tip again? |
| dumbass you ugly dumbass |
| Helpful Tip Numper 4 |
| For movies with large files sizes, a preloader can help out by downloading the movie completely before playing it. Of course, preloaders require more than 2 brain cells to create, and if you'd made it this far through this movie you obviously don't have the talent or mental capacity to make one. Instead, just tween a white bar to the right for a couple hundred frames to make people think something somewhere is happening. |
| Observe |
| Loading... |
| I'm fucking loading. Now stfu. |
| Yes, all done!!!!! |
| Final Lesson/Tip numero 5 |
| If you suck at flash, don't fret. Just steal someone else's hard work. |
| Chances are, if they are good at flash, they will be so busy making flash they won't notice you stole their shit. |
| To steal someone's flash just double right click the movie and save it to the mainframe. Right after that reset your kernal and rewrite your OS. |
| The End. |
| Bitchin' huh? |
| Again? |
| Special Training Hint 3 |
| A great place to get your movie seen is Newgrounds.com. |
| It's a shame the assholes there want nothing more than to give your movie a bad rating to get it deleted. |
| If your flash movie keeps getting blammed off the NG portal, resubmit it 4 or 5 times. One of them is bound to survive! 1 - 5 to the right are all the same movie. See how deceptive number 5's title is? This will fool most NG users. |
| No. |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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Library Items
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Instance Names
| "bar" | Symbol 11 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 2 MovieClip |
Labels
| "loaded" | Symbol 11 MovieClip Frame 3 |
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