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A PJP Production |
A Super Mario Parody |
Mario's Plumbing, Inc. |
Call 555-0713 |
Mario's Plumbing and Supplies |
Mario: Ya know, Toad, this-a here plumblin' business ain't what it used to be... |
Mario: We barely even get any business anymore. This business is-a goin' down the drain. Get it, Toad? "Down the drain." |
Toad: ...eh |
Mario: I'm-a gonna fire your ass today anyway. |
Toad: It's about damn ti...I mean, no, don't do that! |
Mario: Quiet! I'm-a thinkin'... What could I do these days that's-a pleasurable and easy, and makes-a lotta money...? |
Toad: You could do Peach's laundry or something. I know she's gotta be loaded, with that huge castle and all. |
Mario: Princess-a Peach!? Blah blah blah, it's-a always about her. She's-a never done shit for me after I saved her ass so many times... |
Mario: Only thing-a I ever got from her was a damn cake in Mario 64. A cake! Not even a blowjob or just a lil bit of pussy! |
Toad: Who is the princess fuckin anyway? |
Mario: Ya know, that's-a good question, cause it certainly ain't me! |
Mario: But yea, I need a new business. Need cash-a bad. |
Toad: You could be a manwhore, like Deuce Bigalow... |
Mario: Yes! That's-a it! You're not so useless after all. Sex for money! Women won't be able to resist this-a long Italian schlong! |
Toad: *cough*pencil-dick*cough* |
Mario: Now I can finally make up-a for all that pussy the princess never gave-a me. |
Mario: I'm-a gonna get started right away...need to make a few adjustments outside... |
Toad: Yes! He's finally gone. Now I can go get high off this big ass mushroom on top of my head. |
A week later... |
Mario's Whoring, Inc. |
Call 555-SEXY |
Mario's Whoring and Sex Toys |
Mario: Yes. Everything is-a ready. All I have to do now is- a wait for a customer to call, my first, and my business will be on its-a way. |
Mario: I can-a almost hear all the lonely vaginas calling!! |
Mario: Yes!! A beautiful damsel in need of a jumbo Italian sausage! Calm down, Boy! We can't have you ripping through these-a new overalls. |
Mario: Mario's Whoring. Our motto is-a "We keep coming strong." How can I help ya. |
????: Yes, Mario. I've been craving it for some time now, and I've had my eye on you since Super Mario Bros. 2... |
Mario: Yes Ma'am. I know it's-a hard to resist me sometimes, and if you just-a give me your address, I can be there in a jiffy. |
????: That's just marvelous. I live on 6969 Penetration Ave. I'm waiting for you, big boy. |
Mario: Ok then. I'll-a be right over. Ciao. *click* |
Welcome to Warp Zone Penetration Ave. |
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Birdo: Well hello there, big boy. I thought you would never get here. I've been waiting for you... |
Mario: Well, hello, Ms. Birdo. Are you ready for-a some good Italian lovin? |
Birdo: Oh, yes! And with a mouth like this, I can definitely clean your pipe... |
Mario: And I thought-a I was the plumber here. |
Birdo: You're gonna need a good one after I put one of my eggs in your ass. You like that, daddy? |
Mario: Um...yea (I'm gonna do it for the money) |
Birdo: Well, let's head to the bedroom... |
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Birdo: Oh baby, I'm just so kinky! Are you ready for this? |
Mario: Feed your little heart's desires. I am your sex-a slave. Fire away! |
Birdo: Oh, you're making me so hot, you big Italian hunk! |
Mario: Oh, I'm big alright... |
After he got out of the hospital... |
Butt Cream |
Mario: Well, that's-a the last time I let anything go into my rectal orifice... |
Mario: Too bad I used the money Birdo gave me to have that egg removed. |
Mario: Oh well, life goes on. Now-a, just to wait for my next caller... |
Mario: Yes! Another waiting customer! |
Mario: Mario's Whoring. Our mot... Speaker: DUUUUUUDE!! |
Mario: Who's-a this? |
????: Mario, I'm trippin out, man. I need some help here... |
Mario: Toad, is-a that you? |
Toad: Yeah, "it's-a me." I'm buggin out. You gotta come help me, dude...I'm on Condum Street. |
Mario: Don't move, Toad. I'll-a be right there, ok? |
Toad: I love you, man. |
Mario: Toad! What-a happened to ya?! |
Toad: Mario, dude, what's up. I popped that shroom on my head, well, most of it. Ya want the rest? |
Mario: No! Toad, you're a mess! We need to get you some help. |
Toad: Yes, please help me! Get more shrooms! |
Mario: No, Toad! You need-a to go to a rehab center right away. |
Toad: I'm so high right now that I'm seeing Michael Jackson standing here. Trippin out, man. |
Mario: No, Toad, Michael Jackson really is-a standing there! |
MJ: Hee-hee! Hey, Mario. I heard about your whoring business... |
Mario: Yes, it's-a just getting started... |
MJ: Yes, and I'm interested. |
Mario: You want to be a manwhore too? |
MJ: No, silly. I want a piece of that sausage. The law got me for messin with those kids, so I had to lay off... |
MJ: ...and I've been lonely. But you're the next best thing. |
Mario: What!? Mario don't play dat! Oh HEEEELL NAW! There's-a only one remedy for this... |
MJ: AAH! I'm burning! Bad memories of my Pepsi commercial! |
Mario: C'mon, Toad. Time-a to get your crackhead ass to rehab. |
END? |
THE |
Presented by Jevon Pack |
Should Toad go to Rehab? |
Find out in the next episode of Super Whoreo. |
Replay? |
Meanwhile... |
Princess: OOH! YES BIG DADDY, YES!! |
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